The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
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The wheel is spinning but the hamster is dead
Your as worthless as tits on a boar hog.
His breath smells like a bag full of french fried dragon *******s!
Some Aussie favorites
How you going - I'm flat out like a lizard drinking, off like the brides pants, You can only blow it up once
She walks like two bobcats in a burlap bag, but she ain't worth a pinch of coonshi+...
"Turn your hat around, i wanna see you headed back." "That boy couldn't pour piss out of a boot with directions on the heel." "Can't never could, and was never did." "Accurate to a knats ass."
its better to burp, and taste it, than to fart, and waste it.:LOL:
Surely you remember, "Better to belch and bear the shame, than to squelch the belch and bear the pain!Quote:
Originally Posted by evankoehn
Life is like a jar of jalapenos. What you do today might burn your ass tomorrow. (I stole that from someone's tagline!!)
:payattention::grin2:Quote:
Originally Posted by Wendo
I've been to two goat ropings and a county fair and ain't seen one that good.
saw this in a rest room at an auto repair shop- here I sit broken hearted, sat down to s#)t but only farted!
on an old tombstone with the name "Jesse James" died in like 1890-
Remember friends as you pass by,
as you are now so once was I.
As I am now, soon you will be.
Prepare for death and follow me!
and of course-
What the eyes don't see,
The heart won't grieve!
dumber than a bag of hammers,hard as a brick bat,if a hairlips the pope (not sure what that one means though) tighter than Dicks hatband, a crooked as a dogs hindleg I'll think of more I'm sure
You don't have to be a proctologist to recognize an a**hole.
The best part of him/her ran down his mothers leg.
His/her mother should have swallowed that.
He/she is a poster child for birth control.
My ex wife ran off with a cop and I thought he was trying to give her back, that's why I didn't stop officer.
Don't flip her ***** switch.
Better pissed off than pissed on, unless you are into that stuff.
Horny as a two peckered billy-goat.
Nothing is impossible it is only limited by the depth of your wallet.
If you think I'm an a**hole, you really should meet my boss.
You are as handy as a pocket on a shirt.