We need to send you some 'happy pills'... :)
jeez I'm not even 30 and I talk like the rest of old geezer here.... lol hahaha :D
How about another situation.
Jack and Jill are dating. Jack wants sex. . .
1958: Jill doesn't want to get pregnant, gives Jack a hand job!
2013: Jill doesn't want to get pregnant, gives Jack anal sex!