Okay, now the pieces of the puzzle are starting to fit together...
No need to look at my profile. Nothing to see here. These aren't the droids you're looking for...Ben was the commander on Battlestar Galactica, that's all you need to know. :cool:
Well, it turns out old Ben is actually Canadian. So I am guessing he probably beat baby seals to death as a child. He probably used some sort of club or hammer. A wife is probably an easy target, if one has experience at that sort of thing.
But now that you mention it, I think 'Little Joe' was born in Texas, so he probably just shoots them as they cross the yard. If you step on the grass, you were pretty much asking for it. That is what we call a 'justified shooting'.
Ben was multi-cultural with his brides: one English, one Swedish and one French Creole.Hop Sing could have solved the mystery: he got Hoss or Joe off a murder wrap by comparing finger prints of the accused with the murder weapon and noticed they matched one of the jurors. Columbo would have been proud.
Ben had 600,000 acres to bury them on.