the best surgical patients
Three surgeons were discussing what type of patient is the easiest to operate on.
The first surgeon said he prefers electricians because everything is labelled and color coded.
The second disagreed stating librarians are easier because everthing is in alphabetical order
The third surgeon won the arguement by stating politicians made the best patients: they have no brains, no heart, no spine, no balls, no guts and their head and ass are interchangeable. The doctors concurred with his findings.