A wish comes true.

Two people were walking along the seashore. An American General, and an Iraq General. They found a bottle and tried rubbing it and low and behold a genie came out of the bottle. The genie said I would give you both one wish. The Iraq General said I want a wall around Iraq so wide and tall that it will keep the Iraq people in and the infidels such as the Americans out. Poof a wall 500 feet thick and 1000 feet tall appeared around Iraq. The genie turned to the American General and asked what his wish was and he replied “Fill it with water”.

Ummm, can we change that to Iran? Iraqi generals and American generals are currently on the same side.

How about North Korea? This would work for them too.

The original joke was Quebec.

It works for Washington DC also......