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My wife musta heard me. Had Applebee's waiting for me when I got home. All laid out on the dinning room table. I guess I'll keep her for awhile.

On the job a guy opened his lunch and he had a jam sandwitch. Two pices of bread jammed together. Another kept getting potted meat over and over so he complained. The next day he got dog food instead. Your doing fine.

Wait a minute! Wait a minute! You wife fixes your lunch?!? What the hell?!?. Were's mine?! My wife doesn't even fix dinner.

This sucks!

My wife is a brand shopper. She insisted that we only use Hellman's Mayo. I got some cheapo-mayo from Aldis. Put it into the Hellman's jar. She never knew the difference.

"Ha ha, you never knew the difference." said I.
She said,"Ha ha, you have been using sodium free salt for the last 2 years and you didn't know the difference."

Nothing like trust in a marriage.

dhvac

This stuff never happens to you? Am I all by myself? Well I did go to work one morning, I told the guys that I felt bad. I told them that I think that I had been poisoned.

When you go to the fast food place rip them off and get a bunch of condiment packets to keep in a kitchen drawer at home.

Women are crafty animals. Would you believe she is trying to tell you something? Better listen up.


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Got mine a month ago and it is still in the box. Son #2 just said, "I know, I gotta install it. I'll do it soon."
Actually, he has to clean out the cupboard and maybe raise the shelf an inch or so, which is what is holding him up.

Looked good on tv so I bought one for under $20.

$50 will buy you a six pack and enough food for two days.
Best up the ante to $200 and ask for good beer

Roy,

You 'n cheryl sound like you truely enjoy life together.

It's a breath of fresh air, when you speak so well of her.

I just might go out and get some playdough for the containers for my mayo and such.... and pretend I have a wonderful partner like you do.... Thanks man.

could be worse she could have put it in something toxic
at least play dough is edible

amickracing

Good question. But it was a game of chance and play dough smell. You would think that I could afford a set of containers for food. I gave Cheryl $50 this week for beer and food. I may up it to $100. I'm just playing, she is a good wife. But still, for the most part, everything is true. Never a dull moment. Roy

deffinitely a keeper oroy54

No one is bothering to ask the question.. so I will. Were the tops of the containers color cordinated with what's in them? lol

Originally posted by oroy54
I had to go to work today. The wife made me hamburgers. Ready to assemble. When I got to the mayo and mustard, I found it in two seperate bottles. I couldn't believe it. The mayo and the mustard were in two old 2oz Playdough cans that were the grandchildrens toys.

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dec

You couldn't of said it better. Thanks, Roy and Cheryl

Cant fault anyone for doing the best they can , with what they can afford. Better then someone expecting someone else to prvide everything for them....... or politians telling you that you need them creating programs or you will never survive on your own.

Naw, dec

I think that she is one of those that you would like working for you. It is funny, but it is improvising. How do you make it when your poor? Make do! Roy

Hope the burger and buns were not made out of play dough......Did she cook it in the grand kids EASY BAKE OVEN ?

I had to go to work today. The wife made me hamburgers. Ready to assemble. When I got to the mayo and mustard, I found it in two seperate bottles. I couldn't believe it. The mayo and the mustard were in two old 2oz Playdough cans that were the grandchildrens toys.