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I love to fart Since I discovered it as a small child I have never really grown out of it. I still like to fart particulary when I have another tech in a confines space.
They don't call me the gas man at work cause I'm good at fixing gas heating calls

Oh NO! I bet you this is the start of some pretty serious shite.... No ten inpunded...

If this goes beyond the 9mm thread.... I thought it was common knowledge she was a girl.... God, that is...


Oh, the parallels!

We haven't talked about alien probes.
Should we?
Maybe we shouldn't!
We are not suppose too!
But do you ever see little antenna's?

God is a women???????
So I guess every natural disaster can be blamed on PMS.
It makes sense, in a weird sort of way.

No, no, no... the secratary made it.... no, she got away - likely scarred for life, mind you. No. God was up there giggling like SHE does when someone farts in Church.

The fart actually killed her? Wow, that really was a nasty one.

I was climbing down a ladder from a roof hatch, in the janitor's room of a three story structure. I was about six rungs from the floor and cut loose a real paint pealer... Still holding my breath, I realized that the woman (a cutie patootie) was right there, telling me she wanted to leave me the key to the janitor's door, as she had to leave to go to the bank.

I stood there, staring at the floor, mumbled my thanks and left the room. She beat me to the door.



I didn't thank God for THAT one... because she's be rolling on the floor of heaven laughing her buns off!

Originally posted by Diceman
Is that nice???????

If you ever get one, you'll find out. Luckly for you you're married to a 16 year old by seeing your pictures who must think you have lots of money cause why else would she marry you!

There is a book out, and it's a kids book, about the history of farting. It's quite educational.

Still gets to me though that women are suppose to fart just as much as men. They must have mufflers or something.

Is that nice???????

Originally posted by Diceman

Originally posted by DeltaT
They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!

What about microscopic alien life forms who get in and then grow into huge, ugly creatures who survive on human flesh, what about that....huh??

I think that are known as a sub-fecies called Ex-Wives!

Originally posted by DeltaT
They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!

What about microscopic alien life forms who get in and then grow into huge, ugly creatures who survive on human flesh, what about that....huh??

Re: Do you ever go shopping

Originally posted by rob10
With the wife, Then cut a big one, then walk a few feet away and look at her with shock!!

Turn around and say her name out loud first...

Do you ever go shopping

With the wife, Then cut a big one, then walk a few feet away and look at her with shock!!

They have screens. Man, do I have to do all the thinking on this!

When they open the windows, don't space flies get in there?

Originally posted by Diceman
What about astronauts? When they fart in their space suits, do they have tiny Ionic Breathes in there or what, that could be bad.

I watched an episod on Mr Rogers on this very subject. The astronauts open up one of the windows and let it out or the space craft could never return to earth again cause a fart is lighter than air and you can prove that to yourself by farting right now and you will notice that it rise and goes right past your nose and sometime you pass out from the smell and that is why your head is so lightheaded from the gas that goes back inside your head and fills up the empty space that must be there cause your set around and think about how farts would make you explode or your belly button would pop out if you didn't fart. There.

What about astronauts? When they fart in their space suits, do they have tiny Ionic Breathes in there or what, that could be bad.

Roses are Red,
Violets are blue,
Passin da gas,
From me to you !!!
P.S-don't know if they smell under water but have verified they DO smell when they reach the surface !!!

brittany's farting song

http://www.farts.com/cgi-bin/ubb/ult...11;t=000009;p= and the website http://www.farts.com

Originally posted by spotts

Originally posted by benncool
That is another one of the pleasures of scuba diving. It is so much easier to fart because of the external pressure on your intestines. Plus it is fun trying to figure out which bubble is which.

Oh thats easy. The fart bubbles are the tan ones!

I was going to say the bubbles out the mask was air and the ones out your belt were the tan ones!!