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I didnt go to summer camp.
So i cant be gay right????

Oh crap! Who cares I am dead anyhow!

Originally Posted by RoBoTeq

LOL! I thought it was a disease you catch at Summer Camp.

ROFL!!!!!!

Originally Posted by RoBoTeq

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

Originally Posted by 2sac

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

Good one.

Heaven, Hell, homosexuality. This thread is going to end up in the ARP. LOL.

Originally Posted by 2sac

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

LOL! I thought it was a disease you catch at Summer Camp.

Originally Posted by RoBoTeq

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

Was he born gay or was it a chioce? LOL Just had that conversation in the car not more than a half hour ago. The ol' lady says it's a chromosome. I asked her "So does that mean you can pass down the gay gene from generation to generation?" Example "Little Johnny got blue eyes from his father but he got the gay from his mother". That ended the conversation lol

Originally Posted by supertek65

I had a dream.
Not like MLK.

I was in heaven. Dead i guess?
With st pete, clouds and angels.

I had boxing gloves on and was beating the hell out of an old
Carrier rooftop airconditioner!

WTF?

You were mad because you superheat was too low because of it being cool in heaven. Also living in the clouds the unit short cycles from the mist from the wispy clouds. St. Peter wanted to know what you were going to do about the mold and mildew problems because of the unit short cycling. The angels were complaining of sick building syndrome. You were beating up the unit because God didn't have the funds to buy a new high efficient RTU with hot gas bypass and humidity control.

Dr. Sigmund Boyd here; your dream means you are gay.

Thanks for the inspiration!!!!

I feel much better now!!@

Originally Posted by chaard

Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.

Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.

You had a nightmare.

Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.

Now go back to sleep. This is all just a dream.

Originally Posted by 2sac

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

All of the A/C's will be in hell and they're all broken. Get to work.

Originally Posted by 2sac

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

I think (hope) he means that we wont have to work on 'em there!

Originally Posted by chaard

Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.

Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.

You had a nightmare.

Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.

Now go back to sleep. This is all just a dream.

So Heaven is a land without air conditioners? Sounds like Hell to me...

Originally Posted by supertek65

I had a dream.
Not like MLK.

I was in heaven. Dead i guess?
With st pete, clouds and angels.

I had boxing gloves on and was beating the hell out of an old
Carrier rooftop airconditioner!

WTF?

Let me get technical here. You weren't dead. You were alive but merely passed on.

Second, I don't think you were in heaven. Not cause I know of your past sins,
but because you were still dealing with air conditioners. You passed on but were still doomed to work on hvac equipment for eternity.

You had a nightmare.

Have you ever said to yourself, "I'm going to be working on this stuff till the day that I die?"
Well now you know that is a lie. You will be working on this stuff long after you die.
Hope that makes you feel better.

Now go back to sleep. This is all just a dream.

I am a little slow and some do call special !

Chicago?

Originally Posted by timebuilder

I just pictured Richard Belzer and Ice T standing next to the body.


I have to stop watching Law and Order.

But why would the SVU team be there? Is he a special vic? (Brain damage from years of dealing with Carrier units doesn't count as special!)

Originally Posted by supertek65

I am going back to fort lauderdale???

Great! I loved it there

hmmmmmmmmmm nope. somewhere farther......... like inbetween kansas and china

DUMDUM

Originally Posted by timebuilder

I just pictured Richard Belzer and Ice T standing next to the body.


I have to stop watching Law and Order.

trust me I know!!!!!!!!!!!

remind me to stay from them!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by 2sac

You realize, everytime you replace a Carrier hx, you will remember that story lol

There are indeed seagulls in Kansas. They can usually be found sitting on Carrier RTUs.

Originally Posted by 2sac

You died when, after replacing the 3rd heat exchanger in 7 years, you chucked the bad hx off the roof. It got caught on your sleeve and you went over with it into the dumpster. Garbage man came and dumped the container, with you in it, in the back of his truck. He had AC/DC cranking on the stereo and did not hear your cries for help. The truck pulled into the dump and dropped off its cargo. The seagulls pecked out your eyes and a pack of wild dogs consumed your flesh.
The End...your in heaven

I just pictured Richard Belzer and Ice T standing next to the body.


I have to stop watching Law and Order.