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Dependable Power Systems- "we'll check your shorts"

Originally posted by billygoat22


heatmiser for president

there we go! i'm mr heat miser hehe

I get paid to start fires

call me anytime, I make housecalls

The only stranger women let in at 2:00 am

I'm the best tool for the job

heatmiser for president

Not your average wise crack....we are what a plumber can't be...we have a handle on things,

what's your boiling point

condense on this

be my reciever

we could and should use a filter

a pressure regulator = an elastic

are you a liquid line dryer?

we are in touch with what you are feeling

we can solve your moisture problem

we can light your fire

we think you are still hot, and we know it cums in flashes

no delayed ignition here

a diver might be able to do it deeper, but a diver cant get you heated up like me
-The Furnace man

If you're hot, call me!
- The Air Conditioning man

"If you're not gettin' hot, call me"

"If you're really hot, I'm your vanilla ice, ice baby"





*Last one was a joke*

[Edited by TheEstimator on 02-13-2006 at 09:43 AM]

"I'm the guy you call when your husband can't do it"

" We can fix what your husband did!"

I'm a man that can control his gas.

I,m a gas man, I'll be at your curvix?

environmental sex expert

I,m not a cop, but they call me Superheat

Refrigeration men cool every hott box........

I'm your HVAC man,
I'll provide the head, you do the suction.

HVAC men get you hot!

refrigeration men,do it with higher head pressure

Depending on the season...............

HVAC Techs do it in the Heat.


HVAC Techs do it in the Cold.

Ive seen all of those bumper stickers and bill boards everywhere at one time or another that have some random quote placed on them. Just because I am slightly obsessed with the HVAC area of things, I came up with this idea. Feel free to submit your own. Its like bumper sticker quotes if you know what I mean.





I can keep you warm at night...
- The Furnace Man