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Dice not be home, Dice be out doing stuff, Dice busy man......... Kemosabee.

I hear that chicken's make good paint...............how many chicken does it take to paint??????











































IT DEPENDS ON HOW MANY YOU THROW.......CLUCK..CLUCK

Girlfriend ever decides to try this crap, and I'll hand her the tools and promptly instruct. Then I'll hand her another tool later........bigbird MUST have been out of duct tape.

Well i kinda look like tonto`s horse.
Well, what a stroke of luck for her. I asked her how far she lived from pittsburgh & she say`s about an hours drive.
I told her if she ever had a problem at her house call
dice $ phone # & he`ll be right over.

Originally posted by bigbird
No more bigbird help them out.

You're starting to sound like Tonto.

tell wife you volunteered her to do crap jobs for your friends and family. see how fast that $hit stops.

Thats all i need,i get into enough trouble without adding more problems.Guess who drives up to her house this morning in a rental car?Her husband.He flys out here to give his wife a hand here.A retired lt.col.us army. The b--tard.
I `m duct taping my wifes mouth shut.No more bigbird help them out.

Yeah Birdman, at least get a gummy bear out of the deal.

Originally posted by bigbird
Here`s the kicker to the whole thing.The old lady sitting in the wheelchair watching me install it say`s, Bigbird thats nice of you to do that, how much do i owe you? The daughter says O mom, it only took him 20 mins. to install it , you don`t owe him anything.

Well from the sounds of everything you told us, it sounds like the daughter wants to give you a knob-job. Does she have her own teeth?

[Edited by benncool on 09-22-2005 at 12:27 PM]

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What a mess...

Here`s the kicker to the whole thing.The old lady sitting in the wheelchair watching me install it say`s, Bigbird thats nice of you to do that, how much do i owe you? The daughter says O mom, it only took him 20 mins. to install it , you don`t owe him anything.

Well as least the bit@h can do is take you all down to McDonalds and buy you all some Chicken Mc Nuggets. Make sure you get there before midnight or they charge her .50 cents more. Talk about your enamas!!!!

Originally posted by bigbird
...she has the balls...

The squeaky wheel gets the grease.

Maybe she should get Home Depot to INSTALL IT?

You guys won`t believe this. The girl comes home last night ,comes over my house & says bigbird install my mothers new cook top. I say`s well you tight wad you finnally bought one. No, home depot GAVE me a new one.
Then she has the balls to demand home depot refund her $3.00 for the can of paint.

They can stay with my mother in law, she has hot water and a stove, they will all be thrilled at such modern conveniences.....

I bought the old lady,her daughter,the cook-top & MY wife
a one way ticket to pittsburgh.

Originally posted by bigbird
I thought that was pretty fast for me.She can take that cook top & shove it.

Is that nice???
And you can forget about the Southern California Mr. Personality contest too.

For crying out loud, she's 88!

How much can she eat?

Just move her into the spare room.

I thought that was pretty fast for me.She can take that cook top & shove it.

It took you 8 months to fix your own hot water heater, I figger this lady will be eating out for quite some time.