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If my wife ever comes to her sences and dumps me, I would like to me his girl friend. I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was.
"Could be the same lady just different situations. So how many here could be making love to a Great Grandmother? " My wife is satens ..so I make love to saten
Originally posted by condenseddave if the er, "circumstances" were right. Exactly! (Example) 38 yr old.... 1) No children, single lady. 2) 1 child, mother. 3) 1-20 yr old child, 1-1 yr old grandchild, grandmother. 58 yr old... 1) No children, single lady. 2) 1 child, mother. 3) 1-20 yr old child, 1-1 yr old grandchild, grandmother. 4) 1-40 yr old child, 1-20 yr old grandchild, 1-1 yr old great grandchild, Great Grandmother. Could be the same lady just different situations. So how many here could be making love to a Great Grandmother?
Originally posted by James 3528 Originally posted by condenseddave Originally posted by John Walker Only a mindless slut that is not much to look at will do a man that is more than 10 years older than herself. He may be getting better sex but she obviously has no brain. I doubt it. The only thing a 20 yo can do for me is show me to her mom... God, you are getting old. I was thinking Mom and other sisters. You missed the "..." thing, apparently. Which includes older sisters, young aunts, and, even the occaisional grandma, if the er, "circumstances" were right.
Originally posted by kgouker Hey Roy! My post was referring to my ex-husband, not my ex-boyfriend. I have no idea what Tumbleweed is up to - we don't talk very often! I have a new man that is wonderful to me. I definitely have it right this time! I will come clean and confess to every one ITS ME K is having a wild and tortred affair with THe Penguin
Good post Pen...pretty funny, and true.
Originally posted by condenseddave Originally posted by John Walker Only a mindless slut that is not much to look at will do a man that is more than 10 years older than herself. He may be getting better sex but she obviously has no brain. I doubt it. The only thing a 20 yo can do for me is show me to her mom... God, you are getting old. I was thinking Mom and other sisters.
If you don't get an invitation, I'm sure it's because the postman lost it.
Might not be able to make it to your 2nd wedding, but I'll make sure to be at the 3rd one.
Hey Roy! My post was referring to my ex-husband, not my ex-boyfriend. I have no idea what Tumbleweed is up to - we don't talk very often! I have a new man that is wonderful to me. I definitely have it right this time!
K Are you telling us that Tumble weed was your ex? Bah, I choose Jultza...And they lived happly ever after. Dad
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Originally posted by John Walker Only a mindless slut that is not much to look at will do a man that is more than 10 years older than herself. He may be getting better sex but she obviously has no brain. I doubt it. The only thing a 20 yo can do for me is show me to her mom...
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Originally posted by hillbuck Ya'll crack me up Earlier it looked like there was going to be a cat fight between K and Tuesday. Now james wants some of John and the whole site is about to get pissed at me because I am going to sponsor a charity drive. Ladies and Gentlemen (and james), let's have a good clean fight. [b]GO!
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Originally posted by John Walker I thought we were mad at the x and slut. Didn't mean to piss you off. But don't expect me to say anything nice about either of them. Johnny, you don't mean to piss off a lot of people here. Yes, you don't mean to.
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