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horseshoe crabs have been around for 250 million year and have never change in shape or habits.they can go without eating for a year and dating just as long,and they can tolorate the deep cold temps of the ocean.today the fishermen who catch them in their nets hold them so a blue-like gel can be extracted from their blood,and this inturn is used to verify the purity of medicines in research with no harm to them as they are put back in the ocean.some of their shell extracts can be used as a blood clotting agent also for humans.

Dice are the oldest gaming implement known to man.

And

Dice is the oldest game, implement known to goats.

It takes........

a big dog to weigh a ton.




Also, a knat's ass is tight wrapped around a rain barrel.

Dice Just Dropped the P & V Bombs, you nasty man.

Somebody will read all of these replies. No kidding

It is estimated that 4 million "junk" telephone calls, phone solicitations by persons or programmed machine are made every day in the United States!

Real Flamingos have either a penis or a vagina.

There are more plastic flamingos in the U.S, than real ones!

boys have a penis, and girls have a vagina.

You must boil off 40 gallons of sap to produce one gallon of maple suryp.

Sap flows the best when the days reach 50°F and the nights go below 32°F.

And there are no average humans either.

Meats and protiens will produce foul smelling gas when it is passed and fruits and vegatables will produce more gas than normal although not so smelly. The average human passes gas 14 times a day.

Did I hear an echo?

Speaking of echoes, a duck's quack does not echo.

You be suprise how much learning I got the third year in the 5th grade.

The term "Redneck" was given to southern farmers who used to walk behind mules while plowing. They often held their head down to look at the plow in front of them. Thus the sun beating down on the back of their neck all day made their neck red most of the time.

And ya'll thought we was jus a bunch of inbreed idiots. You be suprise how much learning I got the third year in the 5th grade.

Cigarettes help kill you(just a reminder to all you nice folks who may share my bad habit and made a resolution).

R12, I may need a sampling of the BBQ you claim is best just to be sure it is indeed a fact.

Jam spreads easier than jelly.

Lockhart is THE Bar B Q Capitol of Texas!

A bear does shit in the woods.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. Lucky pig.