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The Newfie The National Poetry Contest had come down to two semi-finalists: An American Yale graduate, and a Newfoundlander. They were given a single word,then allowed two minutes to come up with a poem that contained the word. The word they were given was " TIMBUKTU " The Yale graduate steps to the microphone and says: "SLOWLY 'CROSS THE DESERT SAND TREKKED A LONELY CARAVAN. CAMELS MARCHING, TWO BY TWO DESTINATION - TIMBUKTU". The crowd went crazy! No way could the Newfie top that, they thought. The Newfoundlander calmly made his way to the microphone and Recited: "ME AND TIM A HUNTIN' WENT, MET T'REE WHORES IN A POP-UP TENT. DEY WAS T'REE, AND WE WAS TWO, SO I BUCKED ONE, AND TIMBUKTU!" The Newfie won hands down.
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