Bank Jokes

[hvac-student]

A man walks into a bank, and after waiting for twenty minutes in line he goes straight to a customer service rep. and says, "Hey lady, i got this here check for deposit and i'll be goddamned if i am going to wait my ass in line anymore." "please," says the woman. "i won't have that kind of language in this bank." "well excuse me, but this F*cking check ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, i don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the f*ckin' manager okay? i mean what kind of **** is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned and says, "What seems to be the problem?" The woman replies, "This man is using vulgar language and i won't stand for it." The man says, "Hey alls i'm trying to do in this goddamned band for christ's sake is deposit this F*ckin' check for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the check and then at the man and says," And this F*ckin' ***** won't help you?"

[Edited by hvac-student on 01-10-2002 at 07:48 PM]