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James 3528
02-02-2006, 01:38 PM
A young woman was about to finish her first year of college. Like so many others her age, she considered herself to be a very liberal Democrat, and was very much in favor of the redistribution of wealth. She was deeply ashamed that her father was a rather staunch Republican, a feeling she openly expressed. Based on the lectures that she had participated in and the occasional chat with a professor, she felt that her father had for years harbored an evil, selfish desire to keep what he thought should be his.

One day she was challenging her father on his opposition to higher taxes on the rich and the addition of more government welfare programs. The self-professed objectivity proclaimed by her professors had to be the truth and she indicated so to her father. He responded by asking how she was doing in school. Taken aback, she answered rather haughtily that she had a 4.0 GPA, and let him know that it was tough to maintain, insisting that she was taking a very difficult course load and was constantly studying, which left her no time to go out and party like other people she knew. She didn't even have time for a boyfriend, and didn't really have many college friends because she spent all her time studying.

Her father listened and then asked, "How is your friend Audrey doing?"

She replied, "Audrey is barely getting by. All she takes are easy classes, she never studies, and she barely has a 2.0 GPA. She is so popular on campus, college for her is a blast. She's always invited to all the parties, and many times she doesn't even show up for classes because she's too hung over."

Her wise father asked his daughter, "Why don't you go the Dean's office and ask him to deduct 1.0 off your GPA and give it to your friend who only has a 2.0. that way you will both have a 3.0 GPA and certainly that would be a fair and equal distribution of GPA.

The daughter, visibly shocked by her father's suggestion, angrily fired back, "That wouldn't be fair!" I have worked really hard for my grades! I've invested a lot of time, and a lot of hard work! Audrey has done next to nothing toward her degree. She played, while

I worked my tail off!"

The father slowly smiled, winked and said gently,

"Welcome to the Republican Party."

tonys
02-02-2006, 01:49 PM
where's the part about paying-off fellow 'students' to attend classes for you, write your exams on your behalf, and generally scratch your back when needed?


isn't that part of the Repub.Party?
(a.k.a. Tom Delay and company)

James 3528
02-02-2006, 01:59 PM
Umm don't know. You got proof ?

bootlen
02-02-2006, 02:12 PM
Originally posted by James 3528
Umm don't know. You got proof ?

Naw. All he has is his eng. degree and his sandbox.

James 3528
02-02-2006, 02:14 PM
His fat little fingers arn't Googling?

tonys
02-02-2006, 02:23 PM
yes indeed.

republicans---they're ALL good. Just ask them.

James 3528
02-02-2006, 02:24 PM
Originally posted by bootlen

Originally posted by James 3528
Umm don't know. You got proof ?

Naw. All he has is his eng. degree and his sandbox.

Well. it looks like Tonys got busted lying again. LOL

tonys
02-02-2006, 02:27 PM
WTF are you talk'n about, Jimmy?

Delay is NOT corrupt?
And, Santa is one slim dude.

James 3528
02-02-2006, 02:34 PM
I plainly asked you to back up what you wrote with a source. .

Are you freaking stupid or just play stupid on the Internet?



Don't answer that. I already know.

tonys
02-02-2006, 02:48 PM
dooo, de doo.

dooo, de doo.

dooo di dooo di di,
dooo de doo...

bootlen
02-02-2006, 02:50 PM
Now somebody has to clean out his sandbox again. He's always blamin' that on the cat.

James 3528
02-02-2006, 02:54 PM
I guess that was his pressure switch tripping.

bootlen
02-02-2006, 02:59 PM
Oh. I thougfht he was dirtyin' his sandbox again.

tonys
02-02-2006, 03:42 PM
the majority leader has been indicted...
but, all is well in Jimmy's world.

muahahahaha...let's wait for the legal process to carry through.
Then, you'll have all the proof you will ever need.

Of course, you'll just ignore it.

In the same fashion you ignore statements made by the sec. of defence in 2003, such as:
"we KNOW where those WMDs are in I-crack"


convenient, little boy, very convenient.
back to your Ted Kennedy bash'n, you sound more rational on those threads.

bootlen
02-02-2006, 03:51 PM
I guess it was while tony was dumping in his sandbox that it was Chappaquiddick Ted who got caught paying someone to take a final at Harvard for him.

And he must have been learning the diff between squares and triangles that caused some confusion about the diff between an indictment and a verdict.

tonys
02-02-2006, 03:55 PM
yes, time will 'tell', bible-man - time WILL tell.

James 3528
02-02-2006, 04:04 PM
Talk about dying on a hill. LOL

braces4impact
02-02-2006, 04:52 PM
It should be more like "wink, welcome to the Libertarian Party.

The republicans would have redistributed her 1.0 of her grade to some faith based institution trying to guilt trip her into letting it go because she would be rewarded in the after life.

oloenneker
02-02-2006, 05:13 PM
Originally posted by braces4impact
It should be more like "wink, welcome to the Libertarian Party.

The republicans would have redistributed her 1.0 of her grade to some faith based institution trying to guilt trip her into letting it go because she would be rewarded in the after life.


oooohh...Thats good stuff...

James 3528
02-02-2006, 10:45 PM
Libertarian's are democrats too ashamed to admit it. ;)

raisingkevin
02-04-2006, 09:10 PM
where's the part about paying-off fellow 'students' to attend classes for you, write your exams on your behalf, and generally scratch your back when needed?


In the old days they would have the whole country beleiving this and we had no voice, now we have ways to find the truth and a voice. It is not as easy to take advantage of people as it was.
The more they lose their monopoly of the media the more bitter they become. Whiners and complainers, what a life.

oogene
02-04-2006, 11:28 PM
nah, audey finished and got her degree too, she became an intern and, oh that was monica, oooppps