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01-14-2006, 10:53 PM
These two old men in their 80's left a bar and were walking home. They were both extremely drunk. One said to the other, let's go to to the whore house tonight and get us some.
They proceeded down the road until they arrived at the whore house. They walked in and stated what they were there for. One of the girls said, these two old farts are so drunk we could put a blow up doll in bed with them and they wouldn't know the difference. The girls put blow up dolls in the rooms and let the two old men in.
Later that night they were walking home and one old man said to the other, man my whore wasn't any good she just layed there. You would almost think she was dead. The other old man said, I think mine was a witch. A witch, what makes you think she was a witch? Well he said, I kissed her on the neck and then bit her tit. She let out a fart and flew out the window.
They proceeded down the road until they arrived at the whore house. They walked in and stated what they were there for. One of the girls said, these two old farts are so drunk we could put a blow up doll in bed with them and they wouldn't know the difference. The girls put blow up dolls in the rooms and let the two old men in.
Later that night they were walking home and one old man said to the other, man my whore wasn't any good she just layed there. You would almost think she was dead. The other old man said, I think mine was a witch. A witch, what makes you think she was a witch? Well he said, I kissed her on the neck and then bit her tit. She let out a fart and flew out the window.