Distracting house wives

[ferris state]

I mean no offense or bad taste here. Just need to ask a question. Fellas have you ever been out to a call and a house wife tried to cook you food or get you snacks or just look damn good and was to distracting for you. I consider myself a professional and try to give clients professional answers to questions that they may or may not have but geez.
I went to a call at about 1pm in the afternoon. I arrived at one of our wealthier clients homes to work on a furnace/ uv light. Anyway I rang the door bell and the guys young wife came to the door wearing some kind of sweater, boots, and a pair of the tightest black leather pants I have ever seen! Needless to say I was so distracted that I had another tech come out to finish.
Not many females answer the door in leather pants!
Ever happen to you? What did you do? I felt confident just to leave.

[ruud-man]

One should probably remove the offending leather ASAP. HeHe...

[heatpumpjesus]

that was good - i agree with removing offending leather

[billygoat22]

Teacher at school said if tech claims beautiful woman answers door- he's lying. It was really half naked 80 yr old. In leather pants

[RoBoTeq]

Had some good looking bimbo sit right down on my face as I was trying to look up into a blower compartment...I couldn't see a thing while she was doing that and because she wasn't wearing anything under her housedress the hair was tickling my nose.

I finally had to tell her that I could not see what I was doing as long as she was sitting that close to watch me work. Some people are just oblivious.

[htg guy]

Originally posted by billygoat22
Teacher at school said if tech claims beautiful woman answers door- he's lying. It was really half naked 80 yr old. In Depends

[ryan_the_furnace_guy]

I had a toothless stripper prostitute offer me a BJ for an ignitor repair. I respectfully declined.

[marylandtech]

I had a toothless stripper prostitute offer me a BJ for an ignitor repair. I respectfully declined.

You expect us to believe you declined?? What did she do for the control module?? jk :-)

[rango]

If it was Goodman, it wouldn't need module/board with an ignitor repair.

[Midwest]

One of my co-workers had a sight I'd like to have shared. A customer of ours is a nurse and she is really, really... I mean really cute. Their daughters are young adults now and take after momma, too! Anyway, he rang the door & she answered wrapped in a huge beach towel & wet hair, talking on her cell phone. While he was at the boiler in the basement, diagnosed the problem and was on his way out to the truck for a part. As he stood up, she was sitting on the top step, still on the phone with her knees spread 'just enough'. He took a step toward the stairs and saw heaven. He said she kept sitting there on the phone, oblivious to him, holding a piece of paper and talking about it to the other person while he walked up and passed by her. Said he took plenty of time at the truck to regain composure before going back in. When he went back in she was nowhere to be found, but he could still her on the phone.

[ruud-man]

"Basic Instinct" all over again.


Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year

[coolwhip]

Was it a bearded clam?

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by coolwhip
Was it a bearded clam?

Or a landing strip?

Or a Bermuda triangle?

Or a Sinead O'Conner?

[Irishmist]

ferris: for someone who didn't mean bad taste or offense, you managed to convey both!

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by John Lloyd
ferris: for someone who didn't mean bad taste or offense, you managed to convey both!

Damn John, check out the section you're in here. You might want to try a larger size of undies.