tech_support007
11-09-2005, 03:55 PM
A very young attractive woman one day realized how sick and tired she was of working so hard and not going anywhere. She than came up with the idea to marry a wealthy old man have sex with him until he dies and be left with all his money...
A few months later she finally meets and marries an 80 year old multi millionaire. The night of the wedding they are laying in bed getting ready to consummate their marriage, he jumps up and runs to the bathroom.... after a few minuets later he returns, wearing nose plugs, ear plugs and a condom… She looks at him and asks “what’s this all about”? He said “well, to be honest with you, I hate to hear women screaming during sex.”. She then asked, “What about the nose plugs?” He replied with “I hate the smell of burning latex”.
A few months later she finally meets and marries an 80 year old multi millionaire. The night of the wedding they are laying in bed getting ready to consummate their marriage, he jumps up and runs to the bathroom.... after a few minuets later he returns, wearing nose plugs, ear plugs and a condom… She looks at him and asks “what’s this all about”? He said “well, to be honest with you, I hate to hear women screaming during sex.”. She then asked, “What about the nose plugs?” He replied with “I hate the smell of burning latex”.