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doglips
10-10-2005, 11:25 PM
A man enters a restaurant and while sitting at his table, notices a gorgeous woman sitting at another table, alone. He calls the waiter over and asks for the most expensive bottle of champagne to be sent over to her knowing that if she accepts it, she is his.

The waiter gets the bottle and quickly sends it over to the girl, saying this is from the gentleman. She looks at the champagne and decides to send a note to the man. The note read: "For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, $1 million in liquid assets, and 7 inches in your pants."

Well, the man, after reading this note, sends one of his own back to her and it read: "Just so you know -- I happen to have TWO Mercedes in my garage, I have well over $2 million in assets, but not even for YOU, would I cut off 2 inches! Send the bottle back."

Senior Tech
10-10-2005, 11:28 PM
I've only got 3" myself...but most can't take it that wide...

river_t
10-11-2005, 11:19 AM
Am I missing out on somethin here?

I only hang 2 inches





































off the floor! :D

tech_support007
10-11-2005, 02:57 PM
While laying on your stomach????

John Walker
10-11-2005, 05:24 PM
I am going to try my post one more time as soon as I fine the link again.

John Walker
10-11-2005, 05:38 PM
Now here is a picture of me and my huge cock!

http://stuff.ubersite.com/110805230892018786/1/manwithhugecock.jpg

sysint
10-11-2005, 05:44 PM
No picture - Are you Chicken?

troyorr
10-11-2005, 05:49 PM
My wife said give me 12 inches and make it hurt. I stuck my 3 incher in 4 times and then I slapped her.

doglips
10-11-2005, 06:11 PM
Originally posted by troyorr
My wife said give me 12 inches and make it hurt. I stuck my 3 incher in 4 times and then I slapped her.

you got lucky I had to do it 24 times :)

I want the metric system...10mm sounds so large :)

cehs
10-12-2005, 07:38 AM
I made mine 12 inches long by folding it in half....

John Walker
10-12-2005, 12:25 PM
Originally posted by John Walker
Now here is a picture of me and my huge cock!

http://www.imagewiz.net/usr/hvac1/23345_manwithhugecock.jpg

Odd that some with IE reported they could not see the photo. Here it is in imagewiz. With a cock that big, how could you not see it.

dkad_1
10-31-2005, 01:28 PM
Nine and a half and still growin'

troyorr
10-31-2005, 01:39 PM
Is that 9 and a half your IQ?

dkad_1
10-31-2005, 01:44 PM
Still better than yours

spotts
10-31-2005, 06:07 PM
and they still call me boy.