Lawyers!!

[coolprod]

A guy in a bar stood up and shouted, "Lawyers are *******s!"

A guy at the other end of the bar shouted back "I resent that."

The first guy asked "Are you a lawyer?"

The second guy responded "No, I'm an *******."

[countryhick]

In all the world there are only two lawyer jokes......the rest are true stories..........

[bootlen]

What do you call a Carnival Cruise Liner full of lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?





























A good start.

[sprintmj19]

What do you call 50,000 lawyers buried up to their armpits in sand?










Not enough sand.

[cehs]

What do you call 50 skydiving lawyers?


Skeet....