HVACTech
11-10-2001, 04:44 PM
have you seen this "psychic" miss cleo on tv? she is like "ahh ya man i see that you are pregnant honey and the father is in jail." then the lady calling is like "oh my god miss
cleo how did you know that?" simple lady..if you are dumb enough to call that number it is pretty easy to make some predictions about your life. here is my try at it.
ring-ring-ring -- "hello mon this is mister jd. can i make some predictions for you? my omnipotent powers sense that you watch rikki lake and have been married 4 times. i am also sensing that you know why it sucks to go to jail on friday and have taken a drug test before. ahh yah my child i see good things for you in the future. i see you being injured by a back hoe and getting workers comp. and never having to work again!" what do you think? do i have a shot at this!
cleo how did you know that?" simple lady..if you are dumb enough to call that number it is pretty easy to make some predictions about your life. here is my try at it.
ring-ring-ring -- "hello mon this is mister jd. can i make some predictions for you? my omnipotent powers sense that you watch rikki lake and have been married 4 times. i am also sensing that you know why it sucks to go to jail on friday and have taken a drug test before. ahh yah my child i see good things for you in the future. i see you being injured by a back hoe and getting workers comp. and never having to work again!" what do you think? do i have a shot at this!