One more final convention thread

[Diceman]

So, where are all the guys, and their sig others, who after seeing pics and hearing stories about last years gig, said they would be coming to this one??
Same old same old.

[otto]

I can't afford a plane ticket nor the expensive hotel. I'll drive there if someone will put me up.

[refrtech]

Originally posted by otto
I can't afford a plane ticket nor the expensive hotel. I'll drive there if someone will put me up. Hey otto , you are a vet right ? There is Ft. Mead Army base about 15 minutes outside of Baltimore. You may be able to get a place to crash there. Talk to edmund from here , he is doing that and may be able to put you in contact with who he is dealing with.

[ozone drone]

I know you're all relieved to know that I can't attend the convention.

So when you're all good and drunk try singing the following
to the tune of The Eagle's "Lyin' Eyes"


The pager seemed to go off way too early
Was snorin' with my hand down on my tool
But they don't care because to them we're only
Just another AC fixin fool

I stumble from the bed my eyes all blurry
Turnin' on the light to see the phone
The wife she's there pissin and a moanin'
Said if this don't stop you're gonna sleep alone

Call the service and they give me the number
After callin 3 wrong numbers I get through
A woman screams "our AC's down, we're dyin'
And if you don't come right now we're gonna sue

You can't hide your weasel eyes
And your kids have flabby thighs
Thought by now you'd realize
I've got you by the checkbook, weasel eyes

On the other side of town I know they're waiting
With perspiration thick as morning dew
They're all pissed off and it's me they're blaming
Cuz I last touched their system in 1992

When I pull up they're all outside just glaring
I say 20 minutes flat is real quick time
Specially since it's 2:30 in the morning
They say hurry up, you're on our dime

I say how bout a cup of coffee
I'm thirsty and can hardly stay awake
The old man says after we get cold air
You're free to go and jump in the lake

You can't hide your weasel eyes
and your wife has big flabby thighs
Thought by now you'd realize
I got you by the checkbook weasel eyes

I see I'm dealin with some a-holes
My first thought is to just go drive away
Then I think that since I'm here already
The least that I can do is makem pay

Checked the system in about just forty seconds
Find a breaker off and it didn't trip
Said okay folks ya'll can just bend over
And see just how I put the "R" in rip

Wrote the ticket in about 15 minutes
With charges for every little thing
Eight hundred and forty seven dollars
Whistled as I wrote cuz I can't sing

You can't hide your weasel eyes
And ya'll got flabby thighs
Way too late ya realized
I got ya by the checkbook weasel eyes


Have fun!

[ozone drone]

You guys are a tough crowd. Looks like I've been obnoxious enough to get on lots of ignore lists. I can take a hint.

Adios

[mccool]

Dang "OZO" you wrote a hell of a sweet lenghty tune.
You need to learn how to get your point across quicker!

You can't hide your long replies, and your sobs are of thin disguise, thought by now you'd realize. There ain't no way to hide behind Dicemans thighs.

[James 3528]

Otto, you can stay in Dice's room.