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Mnfatman
10-26-2001, 08:57 PM
READ THE FOLLOWING SIX STATEMENTS AND THE CONCLUSION THEY LEAD TO:

l. The sport of choice for the urban poor is:
BASKETBALL
2. The sport of choice for maintenance level employees is:
BOWLING
3. The sport of choice for front-line workers is:
FOOTBALL
4. The sport of choice for supervisors is:
BASEBALL
5. The sport of choice for middle management is:
TENNIS
6. The sport of choice for corporate officers is:
GOLF

CONCLUSION:
The higher you are in the corporate structure, the smaller your balls become.
Green Mountain
11-01-2001, 03:26 PM
7. The sport of choice for politicians is:
CANASTA.

Canasta, takes no balls at all.
James 3528
11-01-2001, 03:43 PM
IN Canada

Hockey and Curling


No Balls?
Green Mountain
11-01-2001, 04:46 PM
James, You got to stop agitating the Canadians. We are already at war with one nation.
James 3528
11-01-2001, 05:03 PM
When Collin gets back from his Bar-B-Que install he will answer that:)
Collin
11-01-2001, 09:28 PM
But this week we will have installed three woodstoves, 1 stainless liner system, 1 metal chimney, finished the plumbing at a 10,000 sq. foot retail outlet, started another commercial project, continued to work on a customers garage which will have in-floor heating, finish running the gas pipe for a 12 suite job and tomorrow I get to sign off on a 90% furnace and duct job we did.
And after all that I dare you to step on the ice with me for a little friendly game of hockey.
Better bring a big stick mint julip boy. ;)

[Edited by Collin on 11-01-2001 at 09:43 PM]
Diceman
11-01-2001, 10:30 PM
I think Collin will be tired to play hockey. Hey C man, are you a registered master plumber?
Collin
11-03-2001, 04:57 PM
Well, I changed a lav faucet yesterday and I am master of my domain, so does that count?
James 3528
11-03-2001, 06:51 PM
Depends on what you are calling your domain.
triumph500mc
11-06-2001, 07:45 PM
This just proves that canadians have no balls....
Collin
11-06-2001, 07:56 PM
Don't make me tell the story of when I ripped my jeans.
And speaking of no balls, I believe a lot of girls ride Triumphs. ;)
triumph500mc
11-06-2001, 08:15 PM
your right girls do ride triumphs....really, really big ones....with balls.....
triumph500mc
11-06-2001, 08:20 PM
Besides tell the truth you ripped your jeans bending over,... you just need a belt and suspenders....but how does that go never trust a man who cant trust his belt
Collin
11-06-2001, 09:31 PM
A Triumph biker has been on the road for a weeks, without female companionship, and decides to get rid of the frustration.

At the next town, after finding out the location of the local bordello, he heads straight to it.

He kicks the door in, yelling "I want a woman, and I want one now!!"

The Madame recognizes his urgency, and ushers him into the main room where her best lady is.

The hooker is interested in seeing what this girly man Triumph rider has to offer and eagerly waits to see the size of his love muscle.

Her shock could not be hidden, when the smallest Willy that she had ever seen was displayed. With contempt, she sneered at him, "and who the hell do you think you're gonna satisfy with that ?"

The biker just gave her a knowing smile, and replied.. "ME"