acman4hire
07-04-2005, 03:25 PM
Subject: Do you know?
>One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
>behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the
>angel to Earth for a time.
>
>When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
>misbehaving and only 5% are not."
>
>God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
>second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and
>sent him to Earth for a time too.
>
>When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The
>Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
>
>God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
>because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
>help them keep going.
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>
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>Do you know what the e-mail said?
>
>
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>Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...!
>One day God was looking down at Earth and saw all of the rascally
>behavior that was going on. So he called one of His angels and sent the
>angel to Earth for a time.
>
>When he returned, he told God, "Yes, it is bad on Earth; 95% are
>misbehaving and only 5% are not."
>
>God thought for a moment and said, "Maybe I had better send down a
>second angel to get another opinion." So God called another angel and
>sent him to Earth for a time too.
>
>When the angel returned he went to God and said, "Yes, it's true. The
>Earth is in decline; 95% are misbehaving, but 5% are being good."
>
>God was not pleased. So He decided to e-mail the 5% that were good,
>because He wanted to encourage them. Give them a little something to
>help them keep going.
>
>
>
>
>Do you know what the e-mail said?
>
>
>
>
>Okay, just wondering; I didn't get one either...!