Boiling Point
06-30-2005, 09:16 AM
• Haven't I seen you before? = Nice ass.
• I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
• I need you = My hand is tired.
• I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
• I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
• You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
• I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
• It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
• He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
• I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
• I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
• Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
• How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
• I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
• Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
• Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
• How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
• I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
• I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
• I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
• I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!
• I'm a Romantic. = I'm poor.
• I need you = My hand is tired.
• I am different from all the other guys = I am not circumcised.
• I want a commitment. = I'm sick of masturbation.
• You're the only man/woman I've ever cared about = You are the only man/woman who hasn't rejected me.
• I really want to get to know you better. = So I can tell my friends about it.
• It's just orange juice, try it. = 3 more shots, and he'll have her legs around my head.
• He's kinda cute. = I want to have sex with him till I am blue.
• I don't know if I like her = She won't sleep with me.
• I miss you so much = I am so horny that my dog is starting to look good.
• Was it good for you? = I'm insecure about my manhood.
• How do I compare with all your other boyfriends? = Is my penis really that small?
• I had a wonderful time last night. = Who the hell are you?
• Do you love me? = I've done something stupid and you might find out.
• Do you 'really' love me? = I've done something stupid and you're going to find out sooner or later.
• How much do you love me? = I've done something really stupid and someone's on their way to tell you.
• I'll give you a call. = I'd rather have my nipples torn off by wild dogs than see you again.
• I've been thinking a lot. = You're not as attractive as when I was drunk.
• I think we should just be friends. = You're ugly.
• I've learned a lot from you. = Next!!!!