Funny Bumper Stickers

[icemeister]

We've had a few bumper sticker threads over the years here on HVAC-Talk but I thought I'd start a new one with this one I saw today:

I started out with nothing............and I still have most of it left

[karsthuntr]

My kid can kick your honor students ass. :)

[Senior Tech]

My personal favorites:

"100,000 sperm....and your the one who made it?"


"I have great brakes...do you have good insurance?"

[derrick1623]

"my kid skateboards better than your stupid honor student!"

[lra]

"YOU ! out of the gene pool "

[bootlen]

"Welcome to Beaufort. Now go home."

[square2round]

"Welcome to America, now speak English."

[RoBoTeq]

On back of my mom's car in the resort town of Ocean City, Maryland; "If it's tourist season, why can't we shoot them?"

[dash]

Miami Florida,highest rate of shooting deaths a few years back.

Bumper sticker;

Come on back we weren't shooting at you!!

[Billabong]

We've had a few bumper sticker threads over the years here on HVAC-Talk but I thought I'd start a new one with this one I saw today:

I started out with nothing............and I still have most of it left

Hello Everybody,

I am a new member to this site. I am from sydney, Australia. I am in search for HVAC stickers. Is anybody interested in supplying the HVAC stickers, if so please reply me back.

Regards

Billabong

[bago mike]

We've had a few bumper sticker threads over the years here on HVAC-Talk but I thought I'd start a new one with this one I saw today:

I started out with nothing............and I still have most of it left

Been using that one for years

[DPSwitch]

I am a new member to this site. I am from sydney, Australia. I am in search for HVAC stickers. Is anybody interested in supplying the HVAC stickers, if so please reply me back.



What kind of stickers whatcha gonna stick em on?

We aint exactly a group of sticker salesmen.

[cmajerus]

http://i17.photobucket.com/albums/b99/27mopar/jitcrunch.jpg

[Billabong]

What kind of stickers whatcha gonna stick em on?

We aint exactly a group of sticker salesmen.

I am after stickers like chilled water, hot water, etc., which can be sticked on to the chilled water and hot water pipes.

[DPSwitch]

http://www.nadcotapes.com/pipemarkers.html

[fgp6889]

We use a vendor called seton,they have a large supply of labels and signage
Hello Everybody,

I am a new member to this site. I am from sydney, Australia. I am in search for HVAC stickers. Is anybody interested in supplying the HVAC stickers, if so please reply me back.

Regards

Billabong

[nashobasales]

I took this photo of a logging truck, I thought it was funny.


http://img244.imageshack.us/img244/227/picture094te8.jpg

[Furnace_dude]

The placement for this bumper sticker is determined by your political prefrences, democrat, back bumper and republican, front bumper:

RUN HILLARY RUN!!!

[sprintmj19]

Your kid is an honor roll student, but you're a moron.

[hospitalacguy]

The only reason stupid people are alive because it's illegal to kill them.

[hvacbear]

Actually saw this and nearly drove off the road laughing.

[RoBoTeq]

There is a crane company that has written on their cranes; "Our erections can't be beat."

Also, just saw on the side of a truck for a mushroom company; "****ake Happens".

[sline-dawg]

Good catch bear.....Hope that dude don't mind, but I'm going to have some shirts for me and my bros made with that.....:D



Thanks bro..


Stickers..... I'm more obsessed with breast and thighs than Col. Sanders ever was....

[sodd81927]

This one seen on a truck from texas in Sevierville TN."Life is a B**ch don't vote for one"

[lawrencep]

Hire a teenager while they still know everything!!!

[cmajerus]

Good catch bear.....Hope that dude don't mind, but I'm going to have some shirts for me and my bros made with that.....:D



Thanks bro..


Stickers..... I'm more obsessed with breast and thighs than Col. Sanders ever was....
I've seen those tees somewhere online before, the decals are also for sale online, never seen em that big though, I have seen that trailer,(or one just like it) I believe in S.D.

[l3_tech]

Nobody's perfect and I'm nobody, so I AM PERFECT!

[bluestone]

My all time favorite:

Earth first, we'll log the rest of the planets later


Second favorite ( Vermonters will understand)


Make welfare as hard to get as an Act 250 permit

[dave77]

If it doesn't fit force it,
If it breaks it needed replacing anyhow. :D

[hvactech13]

Stupid people shouldn't breed.

Partnership for an idiot free America.

[The Doctor]

Keep honking--I'm reloading

[dash]

Horn's Broke--Please Watch For Finger!

[doc havoc]

This sticker was upside down on a Jeep.

"If you can read this, please flip me back over."

[coordinatesales]

Some of my favorites:

Your body would look good in my trunk.

Squirrels - nature's speed bumps.

I speed up for small animals (thump) (thump) (thump)

National Spellling Bee Runer-Up

In case of rapture, can I have your car?

I didn't climb to the top of the food chain to become a vegetarian!

Jesus is coming. Look busy!

The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.

My dog can lick anyone!

Honk If you want to see my finger.

God is my co-pilot, but the Devil is my bombardier.

Driver carries no cash. He's married.

http://images.cafepress.com/product/165501632v3_240x240_Front.jpg
http://images.cafepress.com/product/101851970v4_240x240_Front.jpg
http://images.cafepress.com/product/100451896v4_240x240_Front.jpg

[Chauncey]

5535

[HVACless]

Saw it on a shirt...great sticker though

"Sorry About Global Warming; It's My Fault, I'll Take Care of it."

[dsfitzgerald7]

This one seen on a truck from texas in Sevierville TN."Life is a B**ch don't vote for one"

I got that one on my truck, I also have

Ted Kennedy's car has killed more people than my gun

[Metmop]

Everything I needed to Know I learned in sniper school. (had it years before the DC sniper thing)

Tourist Season is coming, don't forget your liscense.

All around me I see nothing but Chaos, Panic, and Disorder. At Last my work here is done.

And my political one...

Reinstate the constitution of the United States of America.

[TRANE WR3CK]

One of my all time favorites that I remember seeing on vacation with my family about 20 some odd years ago....

Save gas...fart in a jar!

[coolperfect]

A supermarket I do the boss has on his car, grocers dont die they check out

[dapapa]

My sister didn't appreciate this on my car when she borrowed it...

"Stud Service, Inc. Customers come first"