09-24-2001, 10:07 AM
A man was at a low point in his life due to a divorce he was going through and was walking down a beach one day when he came across a bottle in the sand. After a few good rubs out comes this genie that said he could have any three wishes that he wanted under the condition that whatever he wished for his wife would get a double portion of his wish. So having always wanting a yacht he asked for a yacht, but his wife recieved two yachts. Then he thought to himself, I have always wanted to be rich so he asked for a million dollars and sure enough he recieved his million dollars but his wife recieved two million dollars. Finally, upset because his wife was out doing him in everything that he was recieving, he asked the genie if he would beat him half way to death.