Horse and chick

[jpack]

One day a horse and a chick were out playing in the pasture. The next thing you know the horse fell into a deep hole. The horse called up to the chick and said "it's too deep, I can't get out, go and get the farmer!" So off the little chick went to get the farmer. When he arrived back at the farm, the farmer was no where to be found. The chick saw that the farmers Mercedes was there though and hopped in and drove out to the horse. The chick lowered a rope down to the horse and pulled him right out with the car. The following day they were out in the same pasture and wouldn't you know it, the chick fell into the hole. The horse trotted off to find the farmer, but again he was no where to be found. Again the Mercedes was there but the horse couldn't fit in it. So panicing the horse trotted back to where the chick was. Thinking for a minute, the horse yelled down to the chick. I think I have a plan...I'll straddle the hole and you grab on to my member. Then I will pull you right out. So that is what he did.


The moral of the story is, You don't have to drive a Mercedes to pick up chicks, you just have to be hung like a horse!