View Full Version : All you guys suck......
Diceman
11-05-2004, 08:37 PM
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
karsthuntr
11-05-2004, 08:39 PM
I like to lick rather than suck.
Dice your on the wrong forum. I hink you meant to post that on "Homo's are us".
infwsdm
11-05-2004, 08:40 PM
Board again huh??
Why don't you just post something in the 9mm thread? or you could take your piece and go shoot someone, just don't point it at me. Now that would suck;)
Senior Tech
11-05-2004, 08:41 PM
Shoot'n for another 9mm thread...your gonna get a big...no bigger head...and if we suck that only leaves one option for you...so you say you blow?
slimwoodie
11-05-2004, 08:50 PM
Mr. Dice ....you, Sir .... suck hind tit .... :D
http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/152508_nosuck.jpg
R12rules
11-05-2004, 09:22 PM
what a waste of server space and bandwidth!
what a waste of system resources!
maybe now that Don is no longer the owner.... I can write that post that makes everyone here sit in awe and spend five minutes just scrolling to get to the end of the sucker....
I mean .... WHY NOT??? If Dice gets to waste system resources on yet ANOTHER worthless thread... why shouldnt I?
The only guy who is giving me any competition right now is D4.
And he's too practical a guy to do a virtual-filla-buster.
Let's see ..... should I start with my life growing up in L.A. ??? Or should I write about the ozone lie???
Or maybe I should do a commentary on the Doolin's Trouble Shooters Bible.... and I could update al of it's information.
naw....
tinner73
11-05-2004, 09:34 PM
i can feel it..this thread is going to surpass the infamous 9mm thread.
midhvac
11-05-2004, 09:37 PM
Dice, we all know that at one time or another, you've sucked on a big, round, fat Tootsie Roll Pop. You might not have inhaled, but you darn sure sucked it, all the way down to the chocolate center. Then you chomped the head right off of it. I'll bet grape is your favorite flavor too.
Spidy
11-05-2004, 10:06 PM
LOL, Who cares what you think!
frozensolid
11-05-2004, 10:07 PM
To such, or not to suck that is the question;
Most men feel it is nobler to have been sucked,
Than to suffer the torment of a suck-less fortune,
To engage with other than a women in this suction,
Face it your at least a Bi-sexual.
tinner73
11-05-2004, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by midhvac
Dice, we all know that at one time or another, you've sucked on a big, round, fat Tootsie Roll Pop. You might not have inhaled, but you darn sure sucked it, all the way down to the chocolate center. Then you chomped the head right off of it. I'll bet grape is your favorite flavor too.
boy, i think that gave me erection...........nah nevermind.
hvac r us 2
11-05-2004, 10:53 PM
Originally posted by tinner73
Originally posted by midhvac
Dice, we all know that at one time or another, you've sucked on a big, round, fat Tootsie Roll Pop. You might not have inhaled, but you darn sure sucked it, all the way down to the chocolate center. Then you chomped the head right off of it. I'll bet grape is your favorite flavor too.
boy, i think that gave me erection...........nah nevermind.
ROFL
pabull
11-05-2004, 11:39 PM
Originally posted by R12rules
what a waste of server space and bandwidth!
what a waste of system resources!
maybe now that Don is no longer the owner.... I can write that post that makes everyone here sit in awe and spend five minutes just scrolling to get to the end of the sucker....
I mean .... WHY NOT??? If Dice gets to waste system resources on yet ANOTHER worthless thread... why shouldnt I?
The only guy who is giving me any competition right now is D4.
And he's too practical a guy to do a virtual-filla-buster.
Let's see ..... should I start with my life growing up in L.A. ??? Or should I write about the ozone lie???
Or maybe I should do a commentary on the Doolin's Trouble Shooters Bible.... and I could update al of it's information.
naw....
With all due respect 12, each of your posts probably takes up 100 MB of server space. A lot of what you say is wise, but you use alot of superflous language. No disrespect intended.
driftwood
11-06-2004, 12:20 AM
Alchoal , a thousand laughs ,a million tears
bill w. always room for one more friend
markwolf
11-06-2004, 12:32 AM
I suck....at least to that little old lady that I showed her secondary heat exchanger dumping silicone(old sxb)and explained why it was not a good idea to fix an 18 year old furnace rather than to repair it.She actually told me that she would pray & it might be ok!!!!I took off the kid gloves & said LOOK LADY THIS FURNACE IS JUNK!!!.......she called the shop & complained lol!
Collin
11-06-2004, 01:51 AM
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
Because......
I drink really good beer,
I barbecue nothing but the best cuts of beef,
I have a hot wife (like your's Dice, not Robs):D
Cops up here tend to look the other way from dope smokers,
and the number one reason for you right now......
No Bush:D
condenseddave
11-06-2004, 03:09 AM
Originally posted by Collin
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
Because......
I drink really good beer,
I barbecue nothing but the best cuts of beef,
I have a hot wife (like your's Dice, not Robs):D
Cops up here tend to look the other way from dope smokers,
and the number one reason for you right now......
No Bush:D
:mad: HEY! :D:D
ozone drone
11-06-2004, 06:52 AM
"All you guys Suck"(Diceman)
This quote sounds exactly like the ravings of a menopausal,hot flashing,jilted lesbian....
Dice...
Have you been dumped again?
Did he leave you for another man? ...or a woman?
Have you tried estrogen replacement therapy?
Perhaps as the moon passes to its next phase..you'll feel better.
Take two Midol and try posting after you feel better.
There's plenty of fish in the sea...I'm sure your Mr. Right is out there somewhere.
[Edited by ozone drone on 11-06-2004 at 07:04 AM]
Nevada
11-06-2004, 08:45 AM
:D:D:D
Are you bored again or just trying to get others to come out of the closet and join you?
Hang in there. Someday your state will pass the man/goat marriage amendment.
:D:D:D
Diceman
11-06-2004, 09:05 AM
So far, no one has denied it.
I seem to be right once again, as usual.
tinner73
11-06-2004, 09:25 AM
Originally posted by nevada
:D:D:D
Are you bored again or just trying to get others to come out of the closet and join you?
Hang in there. Someday your state will pass the man/goat marriage amendment.
:D:D:D
"do you that this goat" ----YES
"do you take this man" -----BAAAAAAAA
"i now pronouce you man and goat.........you may kiss the goat"
<sniff>......i always cry at weddings.
http://biomesblog.typepad.com/the_biomes_blog/i_have_no_idea_lking_about.jpg
I'm still hungover..........:P
btexpress
11-06-2004, 09:39 AM
I think, therefore I am.
I think I don't suck, therefore I don't suck.
Perception is reality...?
Diceman
11-06-2004, 10:04 AM
Originally posted by Collin
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
Because......
I drink really good beer,
I barbecue nothing but the best cuts of beef,
I have a hot wife (like your's Dice, not Robs):D
Cops up here tend to look the other way from dope smokers,
and the number one reason for you right now......
No Bush:D
Ouch.............
Diceman
11-06-2004, 10:06 AM
Originally posted by Spidy
LOL, Who cares what you think!
Are you still mad about the trailer park remark??????
Actually one good thing about them is if ya get tired of your neighbors you can hitch it up to a dually and go live somewhere else.
[Edited by Diceman on 11-06-2004 at 10:09 AM]
Spidy
11-06-2004, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Diceman
Originally posted by Spidy
LOL, Who cares what you think!
Are you still mad about the trailer park remark??????
Actually one good thing about them is if ya get tired of your neighbors you can hitch it up to a dually and go live somewhere else.
[Edited by Diceman on 11-06-2004 at 10:09 AM]
Good Idea, I am gonna move it to your backyard, clear me a 28 by 60 spot and fire up the grill and get the beer nice and cold. "whistles, Moving on up!"
RoBoTeq
11-06-2004, 04:07 PM
Dice just found out that all of the women in his family are having affairs with members of this forum. He saw the "suck" marks on their breasts and other usually hidden body parts.
Sorry Dice, you weren't supposed to find out.
Oh, by the way, the president is still the president.
Diceman
11-06-2004, 06:41 PM
Shouldn't you be packing?
Don't forget the suntan lotion.
http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/mica/tossometer.gif
RoBoTeq
11-06-2004, 11:25 PM
Originally posted by Diceman
Shouldn't you be packing?
Don't forget the suntan lotion.
:D:D I'm all packed with a years worth of unscented moisturizer, unscented deet bug lotion and medication. Just waiting for the call since I don't have a job any longer :D
condenseddave
11-07-2004, 02:21 AM
Originally posted by RoBoTeq
Originally posted by Diceman
Shouldn't you be packing?
Don't forget the suntan lotion.
:D:D I'm all packed with a years worth of unscented moisturizer, unscented deet bug lotion and medication. Just waiting for the call since I don't have a job any longer :D
My bet is you can make 20000 posts before you leave, being unemployed and all.
yeah we might suck but we dont swallow,hehehe,careful son you might get some on your chin.
frozensolid
11-07-2004, 12:08 PM
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
Come on tell the truth Dice. Your just doing some research, in preparation for the next convention, aren’t you?
mattm
11-07-2004, 01:11 PM
I don't suck and I don't blow. Because I'm a retrosexual.
Diceman
11-07-2004, 02:37 PM
retros are the closet type, acting real macho to hide their secret desires.
MadeinUSA
11-07-2004, 02:49 PM
Originally posted by Diceman
retros are the closet type, acting real macho to hide their secret desires. Is this fact from experience? :D
selfemployed
11-07-2004, 09:13 PM
Because I'm in the South.
midhvac
11-07-2004, 10:02 PM
Originally posted by selfemployed
Because I'm in the South.
I think Dice is referring to people who go *too far* down south :D
condenseddave
11-07-2004, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by midhvac
Originally posted by selfemployed
Because I'm in the South.
I think Dice is referring to people who go *too far* down south :D
Please, it's a diversionary tactic he uses to hide his Saturday night bowling alley mens room cruising.
bootlen
11-08-2004, 07:15 AM
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
================================================== ==========
'Cuz ya said we do.
Diceman
11-08-2004, 09:09 AM
Now we are getting somewhere.
Green Mountain
11-08-2004, 11:16 AM
Originally posted by Diceman
Now we are getting somewhere.
Are you kidding??? This is going nowhere. I have been busy so I haven't been around much for the last month. I came on site this morning. Took 45 seconds to read the last page of the thread and I am all caught up on the latest.
spotts
11-08-2004, 12:18 PM
Originally posted by benncool
Originally posted by Diceman
Now we are getting somewhere.
Are you kidding??? This is going nowhere. I have been busy so I haven't been around much for the last month. I came on site this morning. Took 45 seconds to read the last page of the thread and I am all caught up on the latest.
Thats 'cause weve all been busy.
Diceman
11-08-2004, 09:33 PM
I am as busy as a one legged man in an ass kicking contest.
But I still find time to keep you girls amused.......:D
Senior Tech
11-08-2004, 09:36 PM
Wax'n your pee pee don't count as being busy dicey...get a real job...you'll need it to pay your forth-coming pro-forum dues...
tinner73
11-08-2004, 11:26 PM
Please, it's a diversionary tactic he uses to hide his Saturday night bowling alley mens room cruising. [/B][/QUOTE]
you said that it was a bowling league.........
Diceman
11-09-2004, 08:57 AM
Originally posted by senior tech
Wax'n your pee pee don't count as being busy dicey...get a real job...you'll need it to pay your forth-coming pro-forum dues...
It's voluntary...............so I can keep waxing I guess.
spyman
11-09-2004, 01:19 PM
Originally posted by Collin
Originally posted by Diceman
OK then, tell me why you don't.
I dare you.
...I have a hot wife ...
No Bush:D
A hot wife and no bush... sounds cruel and inhumane.
Diceman
11-09-2004, 07:17 PM
A lot of women are into that these days.
duc dowg
11-09-2004, 08:56 PM
i dont suck im cool
Diceman
11-09-2004, 11:12 PM
Originally posted by duc dowg
i dont suck im cool
How do I know you ain't lying?
Senior Tech
11-09-2004, 11:17 PM
Professional meeeeemburs don't lie dice ol boy...now pleeeeeez pass the caviar...
Diceman
11-12-2004, 09:06 AM
I am now a real pro, see my status?
My life is complete.
There is nothing more to attain, I got it all.
driftwood
11-12-2004, 10:02 AM
lettermans list 10 ways dice can get higher hits on talk
DRUMMMMM ROLLLLLLLLL
#1 marry arafat's old lady she's still a virgen and loaded
i have ta bang some nails rest is up to u
Diceman
11-13-2004, 10:03 AM
2-Go to NRA web sites and tell em a bunch of commies are over here bad mouthing assault rifles.
frozensolid
11-13-2004, 10:47 AM
Tip the Enquirer that Diceman was caught in a hotel in Pittsburgh, with Elton John, Boy George, and a goat named Jack. Inquiring minds want to know.
hi-tork
11-13-2004, 11:01 AM
It would actually be #7(now count down)
Don't reply so often...:D
Diceman
11-13-2004, 12:30 PM
Originally posted by hi-tork
It would actually be #7(now count down)
Don't reply so often...:D
I thought of that but since he started at 1.....
And you just replied.......so.......
tonys
11-16-2004, 12:15 PM
Originally posted by Diceman
2-Go to NRA web sites and tell em a bunch of commies are over here bad mouthing assault rifles.
"bad mouthing assault rifles"...there's a whole lot'ta comedy in that statement.
We must give praise to them,
pray for them and their family of semi-automatic and fully-automatic weaponry.
The stuff that makes a country ‘great’, ya’know.
muahahahahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa ha
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