My innovative new patent design

[Diceman]

Not only completely efficient but gets rid of pesky customers....like infswd had in the trailer park or whatever the hell it was.
http://www.askedward.com/oh.JPG

[condenseddave]

That is master-rebater bagelliciously effective.:D

[Diceman]

I would still call it revolutionary......

[infwsdm]

I'd like to place an order for 2.

one for the son and the other for the daughter and son-in-law:D

[MadeinUSA]

Is that one of those hair dryers ladies sit under in a beauty shop, except this one you LAY under and TAN at the same time?

[Collin]

Originally posted by condenseddave
That is master-rebater bagelliciously effective.:D

I love code.:D

[bb]

That's a classic. I knew you have it in ya Dice ! :D WTG(Way To Go !)

[swat]

How long is the waiting list and where do I get in line?

[Chad711]

100% furnace, awesome. That should be easy to sell :)

[Carnak]

Maybe collaborate with the Xman on that one, go for a two hose flapper modification and kill the hag twice as fast.

[rob10]

http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/jack-kevorkian/

[Diceman]

Originally posted by swat
How long is the waiting list and where do I get in line?
You are right behind infsw, he wants 2, so give me some time to get it together, I need to coordinate Mfg with packaging and then shipping and stuff like that.
I am pretty sure the patent will clear, who could possibly object to that?

[Diceman]

Originally posted by Collin

Originally posted by condenseddave
That is master-rebater bagelliciously effective.:D

I love code.:D
It ain't easy comming up with new material every single day ya know........

[Diceman]

Originally posted by Carnak
Maybe collaborate with the Xman on that one, go for a two hose flapper modification and kill the hag twice as fast.
Hey......where did xrayman go anyway?
I bet he is getting it together to sell on an infomercial.
Listing for $69.95, his fan flap thingy is now available for $19.95, and if ya order today you get a free air cleaner and some oxi-clean thrown in for free. This offer not available in stores.

[2hot2coolme]

This offer not available in stores. [/B][/QUOTE]



I think i've seen this set-up on e-bay already.

[tinner73]

what is the efficiency of that furnace and how much will it lower my gas bill?

[timmay]

would that be pvc?

[Diceman]

Originally posted by tinner73
what is the efficiency of that furnace and how much will it lower my gas bill?
Lets just say you won't have to worry about any utility bills anymore.....ever.....it's that good.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by timmay
would that be pvc?
Are you trying to steal my design?

[Green Mountain]

Hey Dice that was the best thing you came up with since the solar powered lawn mower.

On a related subject. Don't you hate it when you get a skinny bi+ch in bed?

[Swampfox]

Im guessing when we bid one of these...financing should not be an option

[rabram]

With each one sold do you give them a carbon monoxide detector with a snooze button? You know some times a few extra minutes can make a big difference.

[midhvac]

Thanks, but my customers have their own already. Of course theirs lacks the sophistication of your model because theirs didn't come with such a finely detailed instruction sheet as yours does.

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by Diceman

Originally posted by swat
How long is the waiting list and where do I get in line?
You are right behind infsw, he wants 2, so give me some time to get it together, I need to coordinate Mfg with packaging and then shipping and stuff like that.
I am pretty sure the patent will clear, who could possibly object to that?

Yeah, and ah, can we put a rush on the order.

I'll call a transportation broker to expedite shipping.

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by swampfox
Im guessing when we bid one of these...financing should not be an option

Financing is always an option.

In fact, I'm doing the whole financing deal for my order.

;)

[highlimit]

If that would work,somebody would have already done it.

But keep trying!

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by highlimit
If that would work,somebody would have already done it.

But keep trying!

Here's a plan.

Buy a clue, and a sense of humor. They're cheap.:rolleyes:

[djantz]

Originally posted by rob10
http://www.rotten.com/library/bio/mad-science/jack-kevorkian/

Hey, don't knock Doctor Death, at least he got his degree and license to practice. We have lot's of other guys up here putting people to sleep without a GED even.

[TB]

Dr. D allways made me think of a Telly Savalas character

Hey, maybe you could install one in Dr. Kvakorkians house and get him to endorse it for you Dice.


If you vented it into the closet, you could eliminate that laundry swiping device known as the close dryer. Could save even more on the cleaning bill, and wouldn't have to buy as many socks

[Edited by TB on 10-25-2004 at 03:14 AM]

[mattm]

That's a great invention Dice. I don't care what the voices are saying I want one for my wife. Do they come in pastel?

[Diceman]

Yes, like York just did, I am offering them in many soothing colors. Matter of fact, I will paint it any color ya want, Turquoise is very popular.
I can also include the "vent pipe retractor" which resets the vent pipe back into the chimney when the authorities show up. It is a must have accessory in my opinion.

[espock]

Too bad, the old hack is too lazy to cook dinner. He has plenty of potato-chip for dinner and just stuff the pipe with those empty foil bags.

[Diceman]

Earth to espock, earth to espock.......your last trasmission was garbled, please clarify as to your postion, let us know if you need assitance.

[infwsdm]

um, I'm going to need about a dozen more. The linch mob is getting out of control.

Hurry!

I have the transportation issue all taken care of!

[Diceman]

There is a 10% surcharge on rush orders.
Send your truck out, they will be ready.

[midhvac]

Does it come with one of those sleep number controls?

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by midhvac
Does it come with one of those sleep number controls?

Yep. It's called a "thermostat".:D

[Diceman]

There are many accessories, I will send you a cataloge.

[frozensolid]

Repeat customers, are not an option I suppose?

[bja105]

Dice, you're bungling the marketing. Its a 100% efficient furnace AND HUMIDIFIER!!! (flue water vapor.) Don't forget the addons. What about a UV light to get rid of that rotting odor?

I'll take a 15% cut for my genius, thankyou very much.

[Diceman]

I don't want to seem to be bragging, but it does have many health benefits.

[ricm]

Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?

[mattm]

Originally posted by ricm
Hey Dice... how the heck will you get referrals?


From the greedy kids that get the inheritance.

[Diceman]

After the inital onslaught of customer demand dies off, literally, I have Ron Popiel lined up for an infomercial deal.

[spyman]

Dice - I hope you don't mind but I took the liberty to make some phone calls and I got a few orders for you...

OJ Simpson said he would take two... but the price will have to be slashed.

Ted Kaczynski was wondering if they are available through mail order?

Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.

Thanks Dice.

[midhvac]

Originally posted by spyman

Jeffry Dahmer was wondering if you had and option for installing it in a walk in freezer... not sure what that means.


I hate to tell you this, but Dahmer's dead. He was makin eyes at a fellow inmate and the guy decided to off him first.

Do you know why he had a refrigerator full of human noses?

Cause he wanted to be Dahmer nose delivery.

[frozensolid]

Dice O Death furnace Company “we’ve never had complaint”.

See our latest model the asphyxiation, now in pastels.

[amd]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
I improved on his invention.

Now it's central and it even works with natural draft furnaces.

[zzonko]

:whistle:

[amd]

I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.

[vmc1161]

I was bored - that's my excuse for resurrecting a seven year old thread.


Oh man, at first I was thinking wow Dice is still eff'ed up... then I saw the date and thought wow Dice was real eff'ed up back then ... either way Dice is/was eff'ed up ... :grin2:


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