Triggerman
08-04-2001, 12:37 AM
A man goes into his back yard and finds a gorilla in the tree. He thinks "I can't have this". He looks in the yellow pages under Gorilla Removal Service and calls for assistance. (It's just before HVAC Services)
A man shows up at his home carrying a long stick,a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun and a Chihuahua dog. "Here's the plan" he says. "I'll go up the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. When he hit the ground he will be confused. The dogs hase been trained to go for his privates. The gorilla will cover himself with his hands for protection and thats when you slap the cuffs on him o.k." The owner says "good, I understand but what is the shotgun for" The shotgun is incase I fall out of the tree-you shoot the dog.
A man shows up at his home carrying a long stick,a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun and a Chihuahua dog. "Here's the plan" he says. "I'll go up the tree and poke the gorilla with this stick until he falls to the ground. When he hit the ground he will be confused. The dogs hase been trained to go for his privates. The gorilla will cover himself with his hands for protection and thats when you slap the cuffs on him o.k." The owner says "good, I understand but what is the shotgun for" The shotgun is incase I fall out of the tree-you shoot the dog.