What are you???

[Diceman]

Well now that we now how old you are and where you are, exactly what the hell are you anyway?

[infwsdm]

I am a Elmer Fudd, I own a mansion and a yacht.:D

[serviceguy]

service tech/25/south carolina

[appltech1]

a figment.
yep :D

[Murphcoair]

an HVACR Aholic

[dav1055]

hopefully
One of my X's worst nightmares!

[duc dowg]

im a 6 foot tall 220 pound beer gut packing football loveing rabbit

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by duc dowg
im a 6 foot tall 220 pound beer gut packing football loveing rabbit


Don't you mean 'wabbit'?

:D

[condenseddave]

I am a proud retrosexual.:D

See the wake up thread if you don't know what a retrosexual is...

[midhvac]

I am everything, yet I am nothing. I am tall, but I am short. I am old, yet I am young. I am confused about why anybody would start a thread like this!!

[Senior Tech]

I'm the product of two great parents...and a proud retrosexual also...

[Diceman]

Originally posted by duc dowg
im a 6 foot tall 220 pound beer gut fudge packer

Don't mention that on your resume.

[sline-dawg]

i'm normal.

[Senior Tech]

Speaking of fudge packing...anyone hear from R12 yet?

[Diceman]

Normal is a state of mind that only exists in some well thought out and necessary way of maintaining sanity in an otherwise insane existance....

So there.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by senior tech
Speaking of fudge packing...anyone hear from R12 yet? No.
Not since you hacked into his resume and he lost his job and jumped off a bridge.

[markwolf]

I am a paranormal electromagnetic phenomena.

[RoBoTeq]

I am a wisp of life floating on the plain of non-existance......

[Yuma]

Dice, Why are you asking us to think so hard???? ;)



Yuma,

[rich pickering]

Just a dumb plumber:D

[Ammonianite]

A madman stuck in the midst of a psychogenic fugue brought on by the Hackmasters of the Universe and their diabolical
plot to undermine the HVAC industry.

[ozone drone]

I'm a wrinkled up,pot bellied, over-the-hill,beer swillin,fart rippin, freon sniffin,gauge swingin,used up, has been,frickin looney toon. but other than that completely normal

[rob10]

Originally posted by condenseddave
I am a proud homosexual.:D

See the wake up thread if you don't know what a homosexual is... This was bound to come out sooner or later. How does it feel to be out of the "closet"!! :eek: :eek: You should re-title your thread "Queer Eye for the HVAC Guy" :D

[Edited by rob10 on 09-21-2004 at 07:10 AM]

[mattm]

Originally posted by ozone drone
I'm a wrinkled up,pot bellied, over-the-hill,beer swillin,fart rippin, freon sniffin,gauge swingin,used up, has been,frickin looney toon. but other than that completely normal

You sound kinda like Bigbird. Is he off on some tropical vacation?
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I'm a used to be cool in the 80's http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/cool/cool-smiley-030.gif now a nerd in 00's.http://www.click-smilies.de/sammlung0304/wuerg/vomit-smiley-020.gifkinda guy.

[otto]

I am me, nothing more, nothing less.

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by rob10

Originally posted by condenseddave
I am a proud homosexual.:D

See the wake up thread if you don't know what a homosexual is... This was bound to come out sooner or later. How does it feel to be out of the "closet"!! :eek: :eek: You should re-title your thread "Queer Eye for the HVAC Guy" :D

[Edited by rob10 on 09-21-2004 at 07:10 AM]

Here, you bayou bentover, fudgepacking pansy:



Please allow me to vent. I have had it. I've taken all I can stand and I can't stand no more. Every time my TV is on, all that can be seen is effeminate men prancing about, redecorating houses and talking about foreign concepts like "style" and "feng shui." Heterosexual, homosexual, bisexual, transsexual, metrosexual, non-sexual; blue, green, and purple-sexual - bogus definitions have taken over the urban and suburban world!

Real men of the world, stand up, scratch your butt, belch, and yell "ENOUGH!" I hereby announce the start of a new offensive in the culture Wars, the Retrosexual movement. "

The Code :

A Retrosexual man, no matter what the women insists, PAYS FOR THE DATE.

A Retrosexual man opens doors for a lady. Even for the ones that fit that term only because they are female.

A Retrosexual DEALS with IT, be it a flat tire, break-in into your home, or a natural disaster, you DEAL WITH IT.

A Retrosexual not only eats red meat, he often kills it himself.

A Retrosexual doesn't worry about living to be 90. It's not how long you live, but how well. If you're 90 years old and still smoking cigars and drinking, I salute you. If you are still having sex, you are a God.

A Retrosexual does not use more hair or skin products than a woman. Women have several supermarket aisles of stuff. Retrosexuals need an endcap (possibly 2 endcaps if you include shaving goods.)

A Retrosexual does not dress in clothes from Hot Topic when he's 30 years old.

A Retrosexual should know how to properly kill stuff
(or people) if need be. This falls under the "Dealing with IT" portion of The Code.

A Retrosexual watches no TV show with "Queer" in the title.

A Retrosexual does not let neighbors screw up rooms in his house on national TV.

A Retrosexual should not give up excessive amounts of manliness for women. Some is inevitable, but major reinvention of yourself will only lead to you becoming a froo-froo little puss, and in the long run, she ain't worth it.

A Retrosexual is allowed to seek professional help for major mental stress such as drug/alcohol addiction, death of your entire family in a freak treechipper accident, favorite sports team being moved to a different city, favorite bird dog expiring, etc. You are NOT allowed to see a shrink because Daddy didn't pay you enough attention. Daddy was busy DEALING WITH IT. When you screwed up, he DEALT with you.

A Retrosexual will have at least one outfit in his wardrobe designed to conceal himself from prey.

A Retrosexual knows how to tie a Windsor knot when wearing a tie -- and ONLY a Windsor knot.

A Retrosexual should have at least one good wound he can brag about getting.

A Retrosexual knows how to use a basic set of tools. If you can't hammer a nail, or drill a straight hole, practice in secret until you can -- or be rightfully ridiculed for the wuss you be.

A Retrosexual knows that owning a gun is not a sign that your are riddled with fear, guns are TOOLS and are often essential to DEAL WITH IT. Plus it's just plain fun to fire one off in the direction of those people or things that just need a little "wakin' up".

Crying. There are very few reason that a Retrosexual may cry, and none of them have to do with TV commercials, movies, or soap operas. Sports teams are sometimes a reason to cry, but the preferred method of release is swearing or throwing the remote control. Some reasons a Retrosexual can cry include (but are not limited to) death of a loved one, death of a pet (fish do NOT count as pets in this case), loss of a major body part, or loss of major body part on your Ford truck.

When a Retrosexual is on a crowded bus and or a commuter train, and a pregnant woman, heck, any woman gets on, that retrosexual stands up and offers his seat to that woman, then looks around at the other so-called men still in their seats with a disgusted "you punks" look on his face.

A Retrosexual knows how to say the Pledge properly, and with the correct emphasis and pronunciation. He also knows the words to the Star Spangled Banner

A Retrosexual will have hobbies and habits his wife and mother do not understand, but that are essential to his manliness, in that they offset the acceptable manliness decline he suffers when married/engaged or in a serious healthy relationship - i.e., hunting, boxing, shot putting, shooting, cigars, car maintenance.

A Retrosexual knows how to sharpen his own knives and kitchen utensils.

A Retrosexual man can drive in snow (hell, a blizzard) without sliding all over or driving under 20mph, without anxiety, and without high-centering his ride in a snow bank.

A Retrosexual man can chop down a tree and make it land where he wants. Wherever it lands is where he damn well wanted it to land. Except on his truck--that would happen because of a "force of nature", and then the retrosexual man's options are to Cry, or to DEAL with IT, or do both.

A Retrosexual will give up his seat on a bus to not only any women but any elderly person or person in military dress (except 2nd Lt's) NOTE: The person in military dress may turn down the offer but the Retrosexual man will ALWAYS make the offer to them and thank them for serving their country.

A Retrosexual man doesn't need a contract -- a handshake is good enough. He will always stand by his word even if circumstances change or the other person deceived him.

A Retrosexual man doesn't immediately look to sue someone when he does something stupid and hurts himself. We understand that sometimes in the process of doing things we get hurt and we just DEAL WITH IT !

[coolwhip]

Im Bart Simpson man..who the hell are you?

[chucko615]

I am who I am, accept it.

[frozensolid]

I am a radically liberal conservative.

[jrbenny]

I am a husband and a father...the rest is just a means to be a better husband and father.

[ozone drone]

Can you imagine somebody, anybody, stumbling onto this site for the first time because their search engine hiccuped, reading this thread....They'd think HVAC stands for

Hallucinating
Vegetating
Alcoholic
Crack heads

This has got to be the most wacked out, fruit looped, out-to-lunch, collection of mouth foaming drivel, ever slobbered onto a screen.

See what happens kiddies! we huffed freon accidently and look what it has done to our brains! Go and sin no more!

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the usual gang of idiots at HVAC-Talk and our corporate sponsors at good o'l Build Central.

[bb]

I am an Oscar Meyer Weiner :D

[Paul R. Burkett]

I'm just a growing boy (51) with active glands.

[itsamine]

Lost that's where I am.

[midhvac]

I'm Popeye the sailor man....

ug ug ug ug ug ug ug ug ug

[ozone drone]

Originally posted by mattm

Originally posted by ozone drone
I'm a wrinkled up,pot bellied, over-the-hill,beer swillin,fart rippin, freon sniffin,gauge swingin,used up, has been,frickin looney toon. but other than that completely normal

You sound kinda like Bigbird. Is he off on some tropical vacation?

Don't know ...first R-12, now the Bigbird....we're being abducted by aliens...betcha Dice has carted them off to his home planet....who's next?

[bootlen]

Originally posted by ozone drone
Can you imagine somebody, anybody, stumbling onto this site for the first time because their search engine hiccuped, reading this thread....They'd think HVAC stands for

Hallucinating
Vegetating
Alcoholic
Crack heads

This has got to be the most wacked out, fruit looped, out-to-lunch, collection of mouth foaming drivel, ever slobbered onto a screen.

See what happens kiddies! we huffed freon accidently and look what it has done to our brains! Go and sin no more!

This has been a public service announcement brought to you by the usual gang of idiots at HVAC-Talk and our corporate sponsors at good o'l Build Central.

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HEY!! I resemble that remark!

[cde72]

I am an HVACR Service Technician by trade, but I am an HVACR Apprentice by license... I am a father... I am a husband... I take care of most of the building maintenance at my church... I am a christian... My hobbies include, my son, HVACR, plumbing, electrical wiring, and um, ya... And, ya, its looks like I'm a retrosexual...

[service guy]

I am Jack of all trades Master of none!!!!

[doc havoc]

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

[Roscoe]

I'm the nicest person you ever met.
I'm the nastiest sob you ever came across

[Edited by pjs on 09-25-2004 at 10:01 AM]

[Nevada]

I am really a Used Car Salesman. People around here know that I will stand behind any vehicle I sell.



I have stood behind many of them and pushed them off the lot for the customer.

[The Penguin]

I have never grown up I love to fart I taught my daughter to pull my finger
I'm paroniod I distrust authority I respect the building cleaner more than the ceo
I am sensitive caring and I really like women that take care of them selves and smell good.

I am overall a good person whom has a bad attitude towards rich people

[Diceman]

Originally posted by doc havoc
I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
Do you know Dave & Julie?

[doc havoc]

Can't say I do Dice.

[Diceman]

They share your psychosis.

[bootlen]

Originally posted by Diceman
They share your psychosis.

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:D:D:D Oh, my stomach! :D:D:D

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by Diceman

Originally posted by doc havoc
I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.
Do you know Dave & Julie?

No, but I know Fred and Wilma.

[acmanko]

I know I get hit on by a lot of women. So I must be sexy

[bootlen]

Originally posted by acmanko
I know I get hit on by a lot of women. So I must be sexy

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Those aren't women.

[Nevada]

I am the person that you warn your daughters about.

[dirtdawg01]

I am a lesbian trapped in a mans body.

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by bootlen

Originally posted by acmanko
I know I get hit on by a lot of women. So I must be sexy

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Those aren't women.

ROTFLMAO.

After a couple snorts of bourbon, any port in a storm for Man Cow.:D

[acmanko]

I got hit on twice today and they were women.

[bootlen]

Originally posted by acmanko
I got hit on twice today and they were women.

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Uh, ac. In today's American vernacular, "hit on" and "beat on" are not interchangable. You used the wrong one in your last post here.

[beenthere]

I am an innocent man, guilty of many things.

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by beenthere
I am an innocent man, guilty of many things.

So, you like the heshes like mancow??????????:eek:

[beenthere]

LOL...
I always liked the song.

[condenseddave]

Both of the coughcoughcough "woMEN" that "hit" on mancow were named "LOLA". I find that odd, and disturbing.

[acmanko]

You are odd and disturbing.

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by acmanko
You are odd and disturbing.

You need a signature line!

How about:

"Never look down, no matter what, NEVER look down!!!!:eek: "

[acmanko]

I always look up.

[bootlen]

Originally posted by acmanko
I always look up.

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People who spend a lot of time on their knees usually do.

[pabull]

Yea though I walk through the the valley of the shadow of Death I will fear no evil, 'cause IM the meanest SONOFA***** in the valley. :D