Lets pick on Diceman

[lakeerie]

Wanted to start this thread to pick on dice, Keep it clean and no dirty pics. He may get his spin cycle out after us.

[i_got_ideas]

Well someone explain how the whole GOAT thing got started.

[bigbird]

I think he`s in a spin cycle.

[condenseddave]

Didja loan him your BB gun???:confused::D

OH. Pick on DICEMAN. Now I get it.

He's too pretty of a little girl to clean boilers...:D

[bigbird]

He does have that look of a goat farmer.

[midhvac]

Lake, there's already a thread for that, but nobody's posted anything in it for 3 days!! We're gettin bored kickin him around. We need a new victim, like somebody who's a rabid animal with no sense of humor. Go to the ARP section and pick out a target.

[rob10]

A few bite back. Make sure you sissy boys can take it!!! :D :eek:

[midhvac]

Y'know, Lake starts this thread, then disappears :)

[frozensolid]

When Dices wife discovered her bennington monument replica was missing, the **** hit the fan.

[Senior Tech]

No way...he'll put a hex on my nutdriver...

[lakeerie]

I am sure Dice will have something to say about this thread as all the others about him, but when your in love with goats you'll get kicked around some.

[midhvac]

Originally posted by senior tech
No way...he'll put a hex on my nutdriver...

It took me a while to get that one. You may be Senior Tech, but I'm having a senior moment :D

[refrtech]

Originally posted by midhvac
Lake, there's already a thread for that, but nobody's posted anything in it for 3 days!! We're gettin bored kickin him around. We need a new victim, like somebody who's a rabid animal with no sense of humor. Go to the ARP section and pick out a target.

Hey I think a good canditate would be someone who shoot themselves in the head with a BB gun. :) Any suggestions ?

[hvac45]

Some of you are taking a knife to a gun fight, if you start going after Dice.

[Diceman]

Let me know when ya start..........
My washer works great by the way.

[lakeerie]

How about the goat????

[hvac r us 2]

Nobody wants to pick on Dice, he's an easy target...he's from Pittsburgh. I feel sorry for him. :( :)

[RoBoTeq]

This is pathetic. Claiming an attack on Dice and all you got is the goat? Jeeeez.....Dice don't even have to be awake for this one.

[refrtech]

Hey what could you say about The Diecman.. he has a young hot trophy wife that is out of his leauge !! He must be doin something right !! :)

[hvac r us 2]

Originally posted by midhvac
Lake, there's already a thread for that, but nobody's posted anything in it for 3 days!! We're gettin bored kickin him around. We need a new victim, like somebody who's a rabid animal with no sense of humor. Go to the ARP section and pick out a target.



Yeah, that's the ticket. Midhvac go to the ARP section and start a thread about James! Second thought, better not, he might make some guys cry! :)

[coolwhip]

I think dice man is a commy pinko thats standing in line to get in line who apparantly likes goats for some reason.

[midhvac]

Originally posted by hvac r us 2

Originally posted by midhvac
Lake, there's already a thread for that, but nobody's posted anything in it for 3 days!! We're gettin bored kickin him around. We need a new victim, like somebody who's a rabid animal with no sense of humor. Go to the ARP section and pick out a target.



Yeah, that's the ticket. Midhvac go to the ARP section and start a thread about James! Second thought, better not, he might make some guys cry! :)

Yeah, me for starters :(

Tell ya what. You go there and start things off, and I'll be along to help you shortly. Honest!

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
This is pathetic. Claiming an attack on Dice and all you got is the goat? Jeeeez.....Dice don't even have to be awake for this one.

Yeah, at least I brought up what a pretty little girl he is for not cleaning oil burners.:D

This really is a sad display, ladies. I expected MUCH better than this!

[mccool]

I'll redo an old poem for this one

A strange bird the Diceman he sits at his desk
Cleaning his 9m and beating his chest
All day he sits there and posts like a twit
Cause the phone does'nt ring when you cant fix sh*t

[frozensolid]

Mc hope ya don't mind if I add a verse.

When the phone does ring he gets all excited
It’s shipping confirmation his new dildo was over-nited
His sphincter muscle trembles and quivers with joy
As at the mailbox he waits for his brand new toy

[Senior Tech]

Originally posted by frozensolid
Mc hope ya don't mind if I add a verse.

When the phone does ring he gets all excited
It’s shipping confirmation his new dildo was over-nited
His sphincter muscle trembles and quivers with joy
As at the mailbox he waits for his brand new toy

And if the toy doe's not work quite as nice
oh what the heck dice...theres's still always mice!
but careful now cuz you know mice carry lice
and it will feel worse than hav'n your nuts in a vice...
doesn't get any worse than this doe's it...

[mccool]

Now you've gone and made it perverted
When I tried to keep it pleasantly worded
Dice will be mad you wait and see
But not as much when it arrives COD

[RoBoTeq]

I see what's going on now. You guys are all lusting after Dice and just wanted a chance to talk dirty to him while you......oh jeeeezzzzz guys, you're gonna make a mess doing that!

[Diceman]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
I see what's going on now. You guys are all lusting after Dice and just wanted a chance to talk dirty to him while you......oh jeeeezzzzz guys, you're gonna make a mess doing that!
Yeah Robo, many of them seem quite infatuated with my *******, why is that??
I think my colonoscopy thread got em all worked up.
I have some pics if you are interested.

And please........get off the goat......literally.

[frozensolid]

Originally posted by RoBoTeq
I see what's going on now. You guys are all lusting after Dice and just wanted a chance to talk dirty to him while you......oh jeeeezzzzz guys, you're gonna make a mess doing that!

Ain't that sweet, robo sticking up for his man.

[Diceman]

I think someone is jealous.

[lakeerie]

So admit that that you are,, nevermind. LOL

[Diceman]

Originally posted by lakeerie
So admit that that you are,, nevermind. LOL
that,that,that,that,that......
You sure none of your brains leaked out last month.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by coolwhip
I think dice man is a commy pinko thats standing in line to get in line who apparantly likes goats for some reason.
Booooooorrrriiinggggggggggggggggggg.......

[lakeerie]

Any guy who looks at and posts pics of dildoes are queer or goat lovers

[Diceman]

Originally posted by lakeerie
Any guy who looks at and posts pics of dildoes are queer or goat lovers
Ya mean like the ones you sell on your internet porno site.......those????

[spotts]

Good memory! Tou'che!

[Diceman]

I got lots of ammo..........

[lakeerie]

But i dont and never posted them in site like this, there are only 2 people on this site that i know of who seen my site. Your not one of em i dont beleive.

[Diceman]

Originally posted by lakeerie
Any guy who looks at and posts pics of dildoes are queer or goat lovers
So which are you?

[Diceman]

Or all of the above???????

[rob10]

Is hitting on poor old Lake!! :D

[rob10]

Originally posted by Diceman

Originally posted by lakeerie
Any guy who looks at and posts pics of dildoes are queer or goat lovers
Ya mean like the ones you sell on your internet porno site.......those???? Hey cheapskate, at least he carries a better quality of dildo than what you buy!!

[coolwhip]

Im just kidding. I dont really think your a communist or a goat lover. Just try and stay away from those barn yards will ya.

[Diceman]

I know..........

Hey I think I am winning big in here.........don't you?

[rob10]

IF ya have to ask!!!














You're probably not!!:D

[bb]

:D

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/123451_goat.jpg

[lakeerie]

That aint no goat thats a llama. get with the program. Have dice show you what a real goat is.

[bb]

Originally posted by lakeerie
That aint no goat thats a llama. get with the program. Have dice show you what a real goat is.

LMAO !

[condenseddave]

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/123459_Goatbuddies.jpg

A striking resemblance.:p

[Edited by condenseddave on 09-07-2004 at 08:03 PM]

[rob10]

Close, VERY close!! :D

[lakeerie]

I just didnt want to be the first to say that. thanks guy's, I think Dice is in a losing battle with this thread. I have lot more to post but holding back. Now we all know how dices lawn stayed so neat and tidy. dont we?

[condenseddave]

I think he's regrouping.

Or crying.

One or the other.

[mccool]

Kudos to dice for initiating and hosting the 1 and only HVVAC- convention, Thks for the pics. attendees, and da Boss.

[Green Mountain]

Originally posted by condenseddave
http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/123459_Goatbuddies.jpg

A striking resemblance.:p

[Edited by condenseddave on 09-07-2004 at 08:03 PM]

Since I am a lot older than you puck-rockers, I don't know who is the guy on the right. Who is he?

Of course I know the guy on the left that is holding up the RTU. Looks like a city worker.

[midhvac]

C'mon guys. There's no room to pick on Dice. His nose is already overcrowded with his finger up to the second knuckle.

[ozone drone]

Originally posted by benncool

Originally posted by condenseddave
http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/123459_Goatbuddies.jpg

A striking resemblance.:p

[Edited by condenseddave on 09-07-2004 at 08:03 PM]

Since I am a lot older than you puck-rockers, I don't know who is the guy on the right. Who is he?

Of course I know the guy on the left that is holding up the RTU. Looks like a city worker.

If Dice was wearing coveralls and one of those bee-bop caps and had a rag hanging out of his back pocket...I'd swear he was Dave Lennox!! ...Atta Boy Dice

[Diceman]

Just spell my name right ya fags...........

[Diceman]

Other than worn out goat stuff, nuttin really going on in here either. Some of you need to pick up your game.

[Green Mountain]

Originally posted by Diceman
Other than worn out goat stuff, nuttin really going on in here either. Some of you need to pick up your game.

Even thought Dice wore out a goat, with all due respects, there are other folks on this site that are far more pickable.:D

[Diceman]

True Beenie, but when I start in on some of them they run home crying to mommy.
Besides, .......BUILD CENTRAL......in in control now, they will protect little ole me.......right?????
Where the hell are they anyway???
Who the hell are they?????
What the hell are they?????????????????

[Green Mountain]

Originally posted by Diceman
True Beenie, but when I start in on some of them they run home crying to mommy.



Yeah like Muskie could give lessons, to a certain Ohio guy that lives on a lake, about wrapping 'never too late' football bets.:) He did a good job didn't he spotts?
http://wsm.ezsitedesigner.com/share/scrapbook/17/177239/c1_spots_and_beer.JPG

[Edited by benncool on 09-08-2004 at 11:48 AM]

[lakeerie]

B-C I totally forgot about that (Honestly) I have since sold out moved twice and still aint normal, but watch YOUR MAIL OR THE UPS MAN

[Green Mountain]

Originally posted by lakeerie
B-C I totally forgot about that (Honestly) I have since sold out moved twice and still aint normal, but watch YOUR MAIL OR THE UPS MAN

That doesn't mean I can't pick on ya. How long did spotts have to wait for Muskie?? And look how his beer was gift wrapped. That was funny-you should have been there.:D

NO REALLY YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THERE!!!

[lakeerie]

I see the look on his face and maybe a p-38 would of been better huh? I so sorry that I forgot and it was sitting there in a box for the longest time. Hell I dont even know what I did with the box of stuff. Now this gives a reason for the wife to go shoppin.

BTJ:::
Let me know when you are coming out. The 19th of this month would be a great weekend for you guy's the woollybear festival is here and the town swells to over 100,000 for a one day event. Let me know

[condenseddave]

A Happy Birthday here.

[frozensolid]

Happy birthday little goat molester,


Lake, I just realized, you shot yourself in the head, so you would not have to go to Dicemans house. Was he coming on to you?

:)

[lakeerie]

Yeah he was, he sent me this pic of his goat and said they wanted me. So now ya got the real story.

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/123927_goatani6.gif

[Edited by lakeerie on 09-08-2004 at 09:18 PM]

[Diceman]

Originally posted by condenseddave
A Happy Birthday here.
I think I'm about to cry.......

[cehs]

I have been saving this picture, and I think it is time to start some gossip.
Dice, do you own property in Iowa?

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/124396_Dice2.JPG

[midhvac]

Originally posted by cehs
I have been saving this picture, and I think it is time to start some gossip.
Dice, do you own property in Iowa?

http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/124396_Dice2.JPG



Holy cow!!! He got all that from fixing a few ice machines????

[Diceman]

That is the jobs web site thingy huh?
No, my corporate headquarters is kept top secret.
Most of it is below ground in case of attack.

[Green Mountain]

Originally posted by Diceman
That is the jobs web site thingy huh?
No, my corporate headquarters is kept top secret.
Most of it is below ground in case of attack.

I can attest to that! On my visitation to Pittsburgh I toured the corporate headquarters of Pennwood Ltd. It was very impressive even though I was required to be blindfolded most of the time.

[RoBoTeq]

Originally posted by benncool

Originally posted by Diceman
That is the jobs web site thingy huh?
No, my corporate headquarters is kept top secret.
Most of it is below ground in case of attack.

I can attest to that! On my visitation to Pittsburgh I toured the corporate headquarters of Pennwood Ltd. It was very impressive even though I was required to be blindfolded most of the time.

There were so many explosives in that bunker that benny and I had to remove some to take to remote and undisclosed places for safe disposal of.

That corporate bunker office headquarters is also difficult to hit. Being in the middle of a steep hill you can't get anything to hit it from below and anything that comes at it from above just rolls down to god only knows where the Pitt in Pittsburgh really is.

[Green Mountain]

Just a week before we were there, Diceman single handedly held off an armed force that was after his arsenal.



All this stuff is true folks, we don't make it up!

[Diceman]

True it is, slightly exaggerated perhaps, but true none the less.

[Green Mountain]

You didn't hear this from me. But the bean counters upstairs at Build Central are thinking about deleting the "9mm" thread. When they called me in for my moderator interview I did overhear some scuttle-butt.

You know like things...."too violent"...."too much mega bite memory required"......" irrelavent to the trade". Stuff like that.

Dice probably won't see this so don't tell him about this okay. Hey, it may NOT even be true! It will break his heart. Poor darling. Especially since he got turned down for membership in the Men's Gay Society earlier this summer.

[frozensolid]

But they will let him keep his monument.

[len]

although i felt bad i had too miss the convention,im not sure whether i wouldve hung around for the lawn games,croquet!!!!! jeez what are you guys in your 80s,i thought i saw some young dudes there.horseshoes wouldve been nice,softball,volleyball,but damn CROQUET.but then you have too consider that dice was concerned his goat would be in the way,jeez,next year we can do some needle point.:D:D:D

[midhvac]

They've already decided to have a bingo game next time. And yes, hearing aids will be provided.

[Diceman]

Lotsa great ideas from guys who were too old and lazy to come. Yeah, I know you have a good excuse, I think I heard em all: My job, my wife, my kids, my health, my bank acct, my dog is sick, my life sucks, you guys suck.........yep, when you host the convention someday in the far off future, like 40 years from now, set up a rugby match if ya want.
I was gonna play beer pong too but the girls were using the table.