women

[cde72]

Got into a fight with the old lady... I consider myself a calm person... now were not talking... I just want to crawl into a bottle and not come out... Anybody been there?

[spotts]

Need some help?

Yea, weve all beeen there. Pretty tough. You'll get through it tho./

[cde72]

Jack if I can find it... thanx.

[lakeerie]

Can you post her pic and we will tell ya if she is worth it. Pal I been thru alot this past year, my wife, pellet gun, but you know it all works out in the end. Give it time like i did and all will be gooooooooood

[sonc]

Well, I slept in my truck last night so you're not alone..hehehe

[rob10]

on a marriage, The less you will fight. Hae not had one in at least 15 years.

[cde72]

Working on year #2...

[top-notch-tek]

Was just kidding ... don't want to offend anyone. :)

[Edited by top-notch-tek on 08-25-2004 at 05:57 PM]

[rob10]

Originally posted by cde72
Working on year #2... Going on 30 for us.

[top-notch-tek]

I'm married to my career. It hasn't cheated on me yet.

[rob10]

It will.

[cde72]

I'm married to my career. It hasn't cheated on me yet

If it ever happened that would be wife #2.

[bigbird]

Wife won`t talk to you? I should be so lucky, mine never shuts up.

[rob10]

and feed the chickens. You CAN fry them up if they give you too much static. :D

[dhvac]

had alot of fights with the old lady crawled into the bottle a few times not realized being in a bottle is BAD keep your head on, work on the problems you have and don't create new ones, (like being drunk all the time )like anything worth having a good relationship takes alot of work.

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by bigbird
Wife won`t talk to you? I should be so lucky, mine never shuts up.

Mine either.

I'll ask her a simple yes or no question and I gotta listen to a half hour of bull**** and still not get an answer.

[top-notch-tek]

was just kidding ... dont' want to offend anyone. :)

[Edited by top-notch-tek on 08-25-2004 at 05:59 PM]

[cde72]

D*mn...

[top-notch-tek]

was just kidding ... don't want to offend anyone. :)

[Edited by top-notch-tek on 08-25-2004 at 06:00 PM]

[infwsdm]

Originally posted by cde72
D*mn...

That's what I was thinking.

Sounds like some ***** got to ya huh TNT?

[top-notch-tek]

was just kidding ... don't want to offend anyone. :)

[Edited by top-notch-tek on 08-25-2004 at 06:00 PM]

[i_got_ideas]

Working on year #5 for me but we've been together for 10.

Fights happen, just walk away from it before it goes too far, works for us.
When I see things are getting heated I like to go for a ride and listen to some good loud music to calm down. Usually I'll come home and we won't talk until the next day but then everything's fine. Only once after a test did she not talk to me for more than a day, 9 months later my daughter was born :D .

I've always wanted to try this, you can try it and let me know if it works.....
When she's yelling to no end just look at her and calmly just say, I love you all nice like. Just see what happens, I'm curious.

[hvacbear]

Almost 10 years no complaints(we have fought before).
When no one can make you as happy as she can or as mad as she can you're just about right.

[Edited by hvacbear on 08-24-2004 at 07:25 PM]

[Roscoe]

Try and work thru it. and Jacks not the answer.

I don't claim to know anything, but I know the grass is not always greener.
Been thru 2 wives and a number of relationships.

Work it out if she's worth it,

Het TNT I figgured you for a guy who was in touch with your feminine side------:D


bigbird you're a gas

"Wife won`t talk to you? I should be so lucky, mine never shuts up."




[Edited by pjs on 08-24-2004 at 08:29 PM]

[bb]

:D
http://www.recoilmag.com/news/area_husband_pretends_0702.html

[srmfsr]

Well, when you get as old as I am, you can't hear her anyway. My wife is the worst as so far as to walking into another room still talking. Hell I can't hear her so I just agree. Sometimes I agree to something I wish I ahdn't.

[HVAC/Stud]

Don’t argue with your wife, dicker.

STUD

[bigbird]

It`s been sooo long i forgot how.

[The Penguin]

women you can't live with them and you can't kill them, its illigal to posses more than one (although I can't for the life of me think why a guy would get more than one. No not more nooky that wouldn't happen they would just gang up on you and not in a good way. )
they have an amazing ability to always spend more than you make.
they have a unnatural attraction for precious metals and stones.
they vary in quality from virgin to common ore.
they can vary in weight from 100 lbs to more than 300 lbs.
theres more but the wife is yapping at me gotta go

[Edmund Forsthe]

if you got more than one wife they probably would argue and nag each other, so you should be scott free.

[condenseddave]

Originally posted by i_got_ideas
Working on year #5 for me but we've been together for 10.


Aren't you like, 14??????????????????????

[mattm]

So what was the fight about?

[Green Mountain]

It will be 38 years for the War Department and I this year.
I can't say anything, because I don't know anything about women.

Let's talk about something pleasant. How about cleaning condensate drain?

[oroy54]

I have two women in the house. Wife and daughter-in-law since my son's accident. Grandchildren and all. My wife and I have been married only two years. It's starting to "happen" between those two and I'm getting stuck in the middle. When my wife is in the bath tub I turn on the radio so she does't "think" to much. ....Hang in there CD

[Diceman]

I bet she has pms, don't worry it goes away. But every 28 days or so just watch tv by yourself and say yes dear.

[mattm]

When she starts *****'n ask her if she needs her Prozac. That usually calms them down. :D

[spotts]

Originally posted by HVAC/Stud
Don’t argue with your wife, dicker.

STUD




HA HA! Reminds me of my favorite old car salesman. If you tried too hard to work John for a lower price he'd smile and say......

"Bring your wife and your checkbook in here and we'll dicker!"

[top-notch-tek]

If anyone ever figures out these WOMEN and what makes them tick ...

Give me a call.

:D

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I edited out my previous posts, because I was just kidding, but sometimes you can't tell that when it is in writing... Don't want to offend anyone (namely, half of the population).

It's the 'Eddie Murphy' in me.

Filthy, potty-mouth comedy ... sometimes I slip into the old delerious or raw routines... :D

[frozensolid]

In my house it's 50/50, she gets the check I get the stubb.

[ice machine undertaker]

Originally posted by top-notch-tek
If anyone ever figures out these WOMEN and what makes them tick ...

Give me a call.

:D

:D




I suspect it has something to do with the oxymoron: Female Logic.

Fred