Guy
07-05-2001, 09:24 PM
A man finally gets home, drunk, and is interrogated by his angry wife. "Where have you been ?!"
"Oh, I was at the Golden Bar honey"
"What is this story you're making up about a Golden Bar you old fool" she asks.
"No really, I was at the Golden Bar. You should see this place hon, every thing is made of gold! The beer mugs are gold, the tables are gold, even the urinals are made of gold!!!"
Obviously having drank too much, she sends him to bed. The next morning, intrigued, she picks up the phone book and looks up the Golden Bar. Sure enough, she finds a listing and gathering her courage, she decides to call the place and ask a few questions.
"Hi. My husband apparently went to your bar yesterday and told me a few things that I'd like to verify with you"
"Sure m'am, what it it ?"
"Well, he said the beer mugs are made of gold..."
"Actually" he answers, "they are brass, but you know, it goes with the theme".
"Oh OK, but he also said the tables are gold"
"Yeah, we have gold coloured tables with polished copper tops, again to go with the theme".
"Thank you", she replies. Then, pausing first, she continues "weelll, he also said something else...he said that even the ....urinals are made of gold".
The bar owner pauses for a second, and then turns toward the bandstand and says "Hey Joe, I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone last night".
"Oh, I was at the Golden Bar honey"
"What is this story you're making up about a Golden Bar you old fool" she asks.
"No really, I was at the Golden Bar. You should see this place hon, every thing is made of gold! The beer mugs are gold, the tables are gold, even the urinals are made of gold!!!"
Obviously having drank too much, she sends him to bed. The next morning, intrigued, she picks up the phone book and looks up the Golden Bar. Sure enough, she finds a listing and gathering her courage, she decides to call the place and ask a few questions.
"Hi. My husband apparently went to your bar yesterday and told me a few things that I'd like to verify with you"
"Sure m'am, what it it ?"
"Well, he said the beer mugs are made of gold..."
"Actually" he answers, "they are brass, but you know, it goes with the theme".
"Oh OK, but he also said the tables are gold"
"Yeah, we have gold coloured tables with polished copper tops, again to go with the theme".
"Thank you", she replies. Then, pausing first, she continues "weelll, he also said something else...he said that even the ....urinals are made of gold".
The bar owner pauses for a second, and then turns toward the bandstand and says "Hey Joe, I think we found the guy who peed in your saxophone last night".