infwsdm
03-27-2004, 10:04 AM
> >THIS IS ONE OF THE DUMBEST BLOOD JOKES I HAVE HEARD IN A LONG
> >WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >A blonde police officer pulls over another blonde in a convertible
sports
> >car for speeding.
> > >
> > >She walks over to the car and asks the blonde
> > >driver for some I.D. The blonde driver searches
> > >through her purse in vain.
> > >
> > >Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
> > >
> > >The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing
> > >with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches
> > >for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
> > >opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She
> > >hands the compact to the blonde cop.
> > >
> > >The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few
> > >seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact
> > >back to the blonde convertible driver, and says,
> > >"If you had told me you were a police officer when
> > >I first pulled you over we could have avoided this
> > >whole thing!"
> >WHILE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> > >A blonde police officer pulls over another blonde in a convertible
sports
> >car for speeding.
> > >
> > >She walks over to the car and asks the blonde
> > >driver for some I.D. The blonde driver searches
> > >through her purse in vain.
> > >
> > >Finally she asks, "What does it look like?"
> > >
> > >The blonde police officer tells her, "It's that thing
> > >with your picture on it." The blonde driver searches
> > >for a few more seconds, pulls out her compact,
> > >opens it, and sure enough sees her picture. She
> > >hands the compact to the blonde cop.
> > >
> > >The blonde cop looks at the compact for a few
> > >seconds, then rolls her eyes, hands the compact
> > >back to the blonde convertible driver, and says,
> > >"If you had told me you were a police officer when
> > >I first pulled you over we could have avoided this
> > >whole thing!"