A great day

[DWG]

You know it's going to be a great day when you go down to breakfast, and your son's picture is on the box of Wheaties, your girlfriend's picture is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife's picture is on the back of the milk carton.

[Mnfatman]

YOU GOTTA GET YOUR MIND RIGHT LUKE !!!!!!

You cant be eating wheaties and reading playboy before work. You'll probably stick your finger in the wrong place on your first call.