xpertser
03-23-2004, 07:58 AM
A store that sells husbands has just opened in Ottawa where a woman may go to choose a
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in
positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman
remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And! up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - "These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there
must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."
husband from among many men. The store is comprised of 6 floors, and the men increase in
positive attributes as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot
go back down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a husband.
On the first floor the sign on the door reads: "Floor 1 - These men have jobs." The woman reads
the sign and says to herself, "Well, that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder what's
further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: "Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids." The woman
remarks to herself, "That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And! up she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: "Floor 3 - "These men have jobs, love kids and are extremely good
looking." "Hmmm, better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: "Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking and help with the housework." "Wow!" exclaims the woman, "very tempting. BUT, there
must be more further up!" And again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: "Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are extremely good
looking, help with the housework and have a strong romantic streak." "Oh, mercy me! But just
think... what must be awaiting me further on?" So up to the sixth floor she goes.
The sixth floor sign reads: "Floor 6 - You are visitor 3,456,789,012 to this floor. There are no
men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband Mart and have a nice day."