jaymax
03-21-2004, 09:21 PM
A farmer got pulled over by a state trooper for speeding,
and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around to try to
make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket,
and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having
some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well
yeah, if that's what they are-I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms.
See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Are you trying to
call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect
for law enforcement and police officers to even think about
calling you a horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back
to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."
and the trooper started to lecture the farmer about his speed,
and in general began to throw his weight around to try to
make the farmer uncomfortable.
Finally, the trooper got around to writing out the ticket,
and as he was doing that he kept swatting at some flies
that were buzzing around his head. The farmer said, "Having
some problems with circle flies there, are ya?"
The trooper stopped writing the ticket and said-"Well
yeah, if that's what they are-I never heard of circle flies."
So the farmer says-"Well, circle flies are common on farms.
See, they're called circle flies because they're almost always found
circling around the back end of a horse."
The trooper says, "Oh," and goes back to writing the ticket
Then after a minute he stops and says, "Are you trying to
call me a horse's ass?"
The farmer says, "Oh no, officer. I have too much respect
for law enforcement and police officers to even think about
calling you a horse's ass."
The trooper says, "Well, that's a good thing," and goes back
to writing the ticket.
After a long pause, the farmer says, "Hard to fool them flies though."