bootlen
03-16-2004, 11:40 AM
A guy was in a terible accident and in order to survive, needed a brain transplant. The doc asked him since he was getting a new brain, what kind of brain did he want. The guy responded, "What's the differnce in cost?"
The doc gave him the following price list:
"Astronaut...$2000.00/oz.
"Medical Doctor...$2300.00/oz.
"Lawyer...$50,000.00/oz.
"Democratic Presidential Candidate...$50,000,000/oz."
The guy asked why the "candidate" brains cost so much. The doc said, "Do you know how many democratic presidential candidates we have to kill to get an ounce of brains?"
The doc gave him the following price list:
"Astronaut...$2000.00/oz.
"Medical Doctor...$2300.00/oz.
"Lawyer...$50,000.00/oz.
"Democratic Presidential Candidate...$50,000,000/oz."
The guy asked why the "candidate" brains cost so much. The doc said, "Do you know how many democratic presidential candidates we have to kill to get an ounce of brains?"