sotexkoolbreeze
03-15-2004, 01:26 PM
If you had purchased $1000.00 of Nortel stock one year ago, it would
now
be
> worth $49.00.
>
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
>
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
you
> would have $214.00.
>
>
> Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> recycle.
>
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan.
now
be
> worth $49.00.
>
>
> With Enron, you would have $16.50 left of the original $1,000.00.
>
>
> With WorldCom, you would have less than $5.00 left.
>
>
> But, if you had purchased $1,000.00 worth of Beer one year ago, drank
all
> the beer, then turned in the cans for the aluminum recycling price,
you
> would have $214.00.
>
>
> Based on the above, current investment advice is to drink heavily and
> recycle.
>
>
> It's called the 401-Keg Plan.