Guy
03-07-2004, 05:31 PM
Work won't kill you but why take the chance!
I ran out of sick leave ... so I called in dead
Youth and Skill are no Match for Age and Treachery
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All ... I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About.
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things are Just Better Rich.
Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS - Be Audit You Can Be.
Gravity ... It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.
I ran out of sick leave ... so I called in dead
Youth and Skill are no Match for Age and Treachery
(on the Front) Yale Is Just One Big Party (on the back) With a $25,000 Cover Charge.
So Few Men, So Few Who Can Afford Me.
I Suffer Occasional Delusions of Adequacy.
God Made Us Sisters, Prozac Made Us Friends.
If They Don't Have Chocolate In Heaven, I Ain't Going.
At My Age, I've Seen It All, Done It All, Heard It All ... I Just Can't Remember It All.
My Mother Is A Travel Agent for Guilt Trips.
I Just Do What The Voices Inside My Head Tell Me to Do.
(Worn by a pregnant woman) A Man Did This To Me, Oprah.
If It's Called Tourist Season, Why Can't We Hunt Them?
Senior Citizen: Give Me My Damn Discount.
Princess, Having Had Sufficient Experience With Princes, Seeks Frog.
No, It Doesn't Hurt (on a "well-tattooed gentleman").
I Used To Be Schizophrenic, But We're OK Now.
Veni, Vedi, Visa: I came. I Saw. I Did a Little Shopping.
What If The Hokey Pokey Is Really What It's All About.
I Didn't Climb to the Top of the Food Chain to Be a Vegetarian
Coffee, Chocolate, Men ... Some Things are Just Better Rich.
Liberal Arts Major... Will Think For Money.
Growing Old is Inevitable; Growing Up is Optional
IRS - Be Audit You Can Be.
Gravity ... It's Not Just a Good Idea. It's the Law.
If You Want Breakfast In Bed, Sleep In the Kitchen.
Wanted: Meaningful Overnight Relationship.
The Old Pro...Often Wrong...Never In Doubt.
If At First You Don't Succeed, Skydiving Isn't For You.
Old Age Comes at a Bad Time.
First Things First, but Not Necessarily in That Order.
Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
I hate everybody, and you're next.
Please don't make me kill you.
And your point is...
I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
Of course I don't look busy ... I did it right the first time.
Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
I'm multitalented: I can talk and annoy you at the same time.
Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
All stressed out and no one to choke.
I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
How can I miss you if you won't go away?
Sorry if I look interested. I'm not.
If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
Don't make me mad! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.