just fred

[sotexkoolbreeze]

>
>A local law enforcement officer stopped a car traveling faster than the
>posted speed limit. Since he was in a good mood that day, he decided to
>give the poor fellow a break and just write him a warning instead of a
>ticket. So he asked the man his name.
>
>"Fred," he replied.
>
>
>"Fred what?" the officer asked.
>
>"Just Fred," the man responded.
>
>When the officer pressed him for a last name, the man told him that he
>used to have a last name but he had lost it. The
>officer thought he had a nut case on his hands and played along with it.
>"Tell me Fred, how did you loose your last name?"
>
>The man replies, "It's a long story so please stay with me. I was born
>Fred Dingaling. I know, funny last name. The
>kids used to tease me all the time. So I stayed to myself. I studied
>hard and got good grades. When I got older I realized that I wanted to
>be a doctor. I went through college, medical school, internship,
>residency, and finally got my degree so I was finally Fred Dingaling,
>MD.
>
>After a while I got bored being a doctor so I decided to go back to
>school. Dentistry was my dream. Got all the way
>through school, got my degree so I was now Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS. Got
>bored doing dentistry and started fooling around with my assistant. She
>gave me VD. So, I was Fred Dingaling, MD, DDS with VD.
>
>
>Well, the ADA found out about the VD so they took my DDS so I was Fred
>Dingaling MD with VD. Then the AMA found out about the ADA taking away
>my DDS because of the VD, so they took away my MD leaving me as Fred
>Dingaling with VD. Then the VD took away my dingaling so now I'm just
>Fred."
>
>
>
>
>
> The officer walked away laughing in tears.
>

[HVAC Pro]

That one made me cough! lol

[the pipe dope]

This joke was refered to a couple of weeks ago at the bar, but no one could remember it all. I have a hard copy now.

[bmf]

i dont think any one could remeber all that you would need a hard copy