A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.

[James 3528]

A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl
was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and Massachusetts but
we're not having any of that **** in South Carolina!"

[midhvac]

Originally posted by James 3528


A father watched his daughter playing in the garden.
He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and innocent his little girl
was.
Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground. He went over to
her and noticed she was looking at two spiders mating.
"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked.
"They're mating," her father replied.
"What do you call the spider on top, Daddy?" she asked.
"That's a Daddy Longlegs." Her father answered.
"So, the other one is Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked.
"No," her father replied. "Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."
The little girl thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped
them flat. "Well, that might be OK in California and Massachusetts but
we're not having any of that **** in South Carolina!"


James, I'm glad I swallowed my coffee before I read that, or it'd be all over my monitor!!!!

[midhvac]

One "Sonny" (Diceman learned me that), was on top of another "Sonny." The one on top gets his rocks off first and screams "YOU DA MAN!!!" The one on the bottom grunts out between clenched teeth.... "Nnnnoooo, YOU da man."

[airmax]

Good one James
.....

[a\c don]

:) I'll have to tell that one at work tomorrow.

[dash]

South Carolina,nowTexas ,whatever.