infwsdm
02-15-2004, 01:22 PM
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room,
>waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
>
>exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked
>
>his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
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>baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she
>
>replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
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>ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
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>kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
>
>detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed,
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>he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
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>have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma,
>
>but I'm glad I came."
>waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first
>
>exam. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked
>
>his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the
>
>baby was breast-fed or bottle-fed. "Breast-fed" she
>
>replied. "Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor
>
>ordered. She did. He pinched her nipples, then pressed,
>
>kneaded and rubbed both breasts for a while in a
>
>detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed,
>
>he said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't
>
>have any milk." "I know," she said, "I'm his Grandma,
>
>but I'm glad I came."