MONICA

[vet]

Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror.* Her
frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing
her.* In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for
help.

"God, if You take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to
You," she prayed.

And (*POOF*) just like that her ears fell off!