Ugly Joke

[swany]

Have you heard about the gal who went to the grocery store shopping, without a cart or carrying case? She was getting weird things like a squash, cucumber, peach, green apple and an onion. She put all this stuff under her arm and was checking out, when the sales clerk who was looking at her said, "let me guess, you are single and live alone" She said, " yes, that's amazing, how did you know, by the way I was shopping or what I was getting?" He said, " no, you are just ugly"

[rayr]

Originally posted by swany
Have you heard about the gal who went to the grocery store shopping, without a cart or carrying case? She was getting weird things like a squash, cucumber, peach, green apple and an onion. She put all this stuff under her arm and was checking out, when the sales clerk who was looking at her said, "let me guess, you are single and live alone" She said, " yes, that's amazing, how did you know, by the way I was shopping or what I was getting?" He said, " no, you are just ugly"


That may be so but, they sure do ge better lookin at closing time.

[swany]

Had a few extra minutes this afternoon, so I stopped by the driving range to pound out some frustration, and made a great observation. If you stand on the end mat, so all the others are in front of you, and the K-State Women's Golf team shows up to practice, you are in the right place at the right time. Warm-ups, stances, swings, etc., great place to be, and they aren't ugly, none of them!
swany

[officegirl]

Swany- Your too much!! :)

[swany]

The timing happened to be just right! swany

[officegirl]

No wonder my future husband spends so much time there, Hmmmm!!

[John(Chicago)]

Originally posted by swany
Had a few extra minutes this afternoon, so I stopped by the driving range to pound out some frustration, and made a great observation. If you stand on the end mat, so all the others are in front of you, and the K-State Women's Golf team shows up to practice, you are in the right place at the right time. Warm-ups, stances, swings, etc., great place to be, and they aren't ugly, none of them!
swany

This is bringing images of Bill Murry in Caddy Shack to mind.

[swany]

Close, real close! swany