How to Measure Success!

[swany]

How to measure success
Birth success is... breathing
Age 4 success is... Not peeing in your pants
Age 12 success is... Having friends
Age 16 success is... Having a driver’s license
Age 20 success is... Having sex
Age 35 success is... Having money
Age 50 success is... Having money
Age 60 success is... Having sex
Age 70 success is... Having a driver’s license
Age 75 success is... Having friends
Age 80 success is... Not peeing in your pants
Age 90 success is... Breathing

[jmac00]

Originally posted by swany
How to measure success
Birth success is... breathing
Age 4 success is... Not peeing in your pants
Age 12 success is... Having friends
Age 16 success is... Having a driver’s license
Age 20 success is... Having sex
Age 35 success is... Having money
Age 50 success is... Having money
Age 60 success is... Having sex
Age 70 success is... Having a driver’s license
Age 75 success is... Having friends
Age 80 success is... Not peeing in your pants
Age 90 success is... Breathing

scary, how close this comes?? :)