Boss
04-22-2001, 07:04 PM
The jetliner was taking off from Ohare. Shortly after it
reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal
welcoming remarks...
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. . .
Welcome to Flight 4295, nonstop from Chicago to
Newark. Our weather ahead is good and with the tail wind
we anticipate a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back
and relax - OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the intercom came
to life once again. The calm voice of the captain said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was finishing my announcement, the flight-attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the whole thing right
my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "Yeah, right... He should see the
back of mine!"
reached the cruising altitude, the captain began his normal
welcoming remarks...
"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. . .
Welcome to Flight 4295, nonstop from Chicago to
Newark. Our weather ahead is good and with the tail wind
we anticipate a smooth and uneventful flight. So sit back
and relax - OH NO! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!"
Silence followed and after a few minutes, the intercom came
to life once again. The calm voice of the captain said,
"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier,
but while I was finishing my announcement, the flight-attendant
brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the whole thing right
my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"
A passenger in Coach said, "Yeah, right... He should see the
back of mine!"