View Full Version : invention....came to me in a dream
Steve Wiggins
10-19-2003, 04:51 PM
We have all had to pee on the jobsite and there is not always one of those little outhouses around. So I thought about making the front triangle door pocket in your service vehicle a pee troff. Just open your door halfway and let er rip. You could run a drain line to a bottle under the truck and empty it later.
gerryboy00
10-19-2003, 05:05 PM
wow.:D nice dream.
must of being a horrible night, ill bet that the first thing you did waking up, is a huge P.
:D
Special Ed
10-19-2003, 05:16 PM
Did it end up being a "wet" dream, Steve?
RoBoTeq
10-19-2003, 05:20 PM
Why not just pee in a bottle, cap it and toss it? Remind me not to ride in your truck there Steve.
Carnak
10-19-2003, 05:42 PM
Why don't you send that one into monster garage?
Convert station wagon into American standard urinal with low flush valve.
:)
[Edited by Carnak on 10-19-2003 at 05:44 PM]
mcfly007
10-19-2003, 09:54 PM
When ever I have to pee on the jobsite i just find the nearest sump pump. Its so funny to walk in to a new house and see a sign on the sump pump that say "Please do not use the sump for a toilet"
Diceman
10-19-2003, 10:49 PM
I hate to tell you but that is really called a nightmare.
Cutting up you truck door so you can pee in it??
Are your freon cans tightly sealed? You better get some caps for em.
Collin
10-19-2003, 10:54 PM
They can pee in Dr. Steve's door.
Diceman
10-19-2003, 10:58 PM
Good idea, if his biz gets slow, he can use his truck as a
Port-A-John on wheels..........now YOU have a good idea, take it to concerts and sporting events and drive around the parking lot looking for drunks.
Why do I think it may take Steve a while to live this one down?
Diceman
10-19-2003, 11:00 PM
they do have a business that will come to your house and pick up your dog poop for you. Really, scheduled puppy poop pick ups. So don't complain about this hvac crap anymore, it could be worse a lot worse:)
RoBoTeq
10-19-2003, 11:03 PM
THANK YOU STEVE! I haven't laughed this hard in a while. Just seeing that Dice had replied got me starting to laugh even before I read the last posts.
Have you ever actually tried peeing in a bottle going down the road ? It's harder, no more difficult that you think !
Diceman
10-19-2003, 11:09 PM
Dumbest idea in the history of H-Tlk, dumbest in the history of the hvac industry, dumbest in the history of the world, hell it's even dumbest in the entire universe, I know aliens would be insulted if I didn't inclued them.
infwsdm
10-19-2003, 11:10 PM
Originally posted by gerryboy00
wow.:D nice dream.
must of being a horrible night, ill bet that the first thing you did waking up, is a huge P.
:D
LOL Thats what I was thinking.
BTW. I carry one of those gallon milk jugs in my van. Comes in very handy!!
Diceman
10-19-2003, 11:11 PM
Originally posted by bb
Have you ever actually tried peeing in a bottle going down the road ? It's harder, no more difficult that you think !
Well, you can pull over ya know, and stand next to the truck if you have to. I mean, hey, we guys got that advantage, use it.
Diceman
10-19-2003, 11:12 PM
Cut a hole in the seat and put a cardboard box under it. That way if you have to take a dump, no problem. Ya might wanna stock up on them cheesy air freshners though, the ones ya hang from the mirror that smell like a whore in heat.
gerryboy00
10-19-2003, 11:19 PM
Originally posted by bb
Have you ever actually tried peeing in a bottle going down the road ?
I did and the end result was .....cold and dry bottle......and warm and wet pants :D
hey Steve,I might invest in your invention
infwsdm
10-19-2003, 11:21 PM
Originally posted by bb
Have you ever actually tried peeing in a bottle going down the road ? It's harder, no more difficult that you think !
um, it helps to pull over and stop!;)
Originally posted by infwsdm
Originally posted by bb
Have you ever actually tried peeing in a bottle going down the road ? It's harder, no more difficult that you think !
um, it helps to pull over and stop!;)
Well actually I tried this on a trip and was trying to make good time. You know how it is.
RoBoTeq
10-20-2003, 12:04 AM
Well now we are getting into a completely different invention. How about a condom with vinyl tubing glued to a hole in the resevoir tip run to a bottle or through a hole in the floor of the truck. Just don't get pulled over for anything, that might be difficult to explain.
Ok I did the unimaginable search for portable urinals. Here are my results:
http://www.acespilotshop.com/pilot-supplies/safety/kant-wate-kw-104-female.htm
And for a unisex model:
http://store.yahoo.com/comfort/portableurinal.html
Suitable for the whole family.
http://www.comforthouse.com/comfort/porjoh.html
One thing I noticed though. Most are made for women. Between my wife and I , I'm usually the one who has to "stop ten zillion times" as she puts it.
Sorry Steve. They beat you to the punch !
RoBoTeq
10-20-2003, 12:27 AM
And not one of those involves whizzing in any body parts of your vehicle.
condenseddave
10-20-2003, 12:33 AM
I just let 'er rip wherever. As long as it's not inside, or on a sidewalk, who cares????
condenseddave
10-20-2003, 12:34 AM
And how is it possible that this thread made it this far without a vacuum pump becoming involved?:confused:
You guys are slipping.
Ruzac
10-20-2003, 01:31 AM
My neighbor is a real jerk, so...
If I'm heading home late, I hold it and "water" his mail box post. I can stand in the shadows of a bush on the property line and water away without trespassing.
rookie903
10-20-2003, 05:03 AM
My father is a truck driver that has claimed to have used an ice chest when he had a sever case of the runs. Pulled over, let her rip, closed the lid, and drove off. Next to that Steve's invention is genuis. Wouldn't like to be the poor sap who accidentally opened it.
mattm
10-20-2003, 07:02 AM
Originally posted by Ruzac
My neighbor is a real jerk, so...
If I'm heading home late, I hold it and "water" his mail box post. I can stand in the shadows of a bush on the property line and water away without trespassing.
I see you in the future being on one of those "caught on video shows"
spotts
10-20-2003, 01:39 PM
When they invented In-Door Plumbing!~
itsamine
10-20-2003, 03:18 PM
Originally posted by condenseddave
And how is it possible that this thread made it this far without a vacuum pump becoming involved?:confused:
You guys are slipping. Don't knock it till you tried it! You get twice the pleasure. :D
maxster
10-20-2003, 04:23 PM
write "TINKLE" on it so you don't mistake it for vac oil, and a little teflon tape on the threads in case it tips over and into the dumpster at your choice of capacity!!!http://www.imagewiz.net/images/hvactalk/191542_oj_can.jpg
CityHvac
10-20-2003, 06:58 PM
Steve...
I guess you could get away with your dream idea in Texas, but if you were using it in the Winter here you would be draggín a huge icicle under your truck...dead givaway that you got something going on in there.
Milk man
10-20-2003, 07:57 PM
Hook that condom thing to the windsheild washer resivor. Make sure your window is up when you need to clean off your windsheild.
condenseddave
10-21-2003, 01:09 AM
I've threatened to mount a commode in the back of my cube van, with a 4" pipe out the back, just above the bumpre, next to the license plate, with a rope tied to a pulley to the flush lever.
Then when some NY/NJ tourist is tailgating me at 70...
:D:D:D
FLUSH.
The Penguin
10-21-2003, 01:57 AM
Nothing like a little toilet humor to get a thread going.
remember the guys on dumb and dumber ping in the bottles on the road.
I think ping while your driving is the one thing I'm sure I wouldn't do
the rest of you if you want to save time "on the road" just slip on some depends eh!
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
You guys forgot about the bumper dumper
http://www.bumperdumper.com/art/Bdiia.jpg
http://www.bumperdumper.com/
http://www.bumperdumper.com/art/ubt2.jpg
[Edited by rax on 10-21-2003 at 03:51 AM]
Milk man
10-21-2003, 06:45 PM
Originally posted by rayr
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
Who are you talking to Rayr?
poppa
10-21-2003, 09:46 PM
Originally posted by lynn rodenmayer
Originally posted by rayr
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
Who are you talking to Rayr?
........talkin to me, were goin racin this weekend:D:D:D......thats a gooden:D:D:D
billygoat22
10-21-2003, 10:22 PM
I was wondering when the bumper dumper would show up. BTW, airtplane toilets use a vacuum pump for the flush.
freezone
10-21-2003, 11:38 PM
My builder told me a good one. He said pull over lift the hood on your vehicle and lean over like your working on something and pee through the grill.:D
Originally posted by lynn rodenmayer
Originally posted by rayr
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
Who are you talking to Rayr?
That's not me. It is Don giving Tech support for an HVAC-Calc issue. Just don't find dedication like that any more.
(should have, but couldn't resist}
sodadude
10-22-2003, 06:19 AM
On a daily basis I drink a gallon of water and a gallon and a half of coffee. You do the math. Could of used Wiggin's invention as I ran into the woods looking for the nearest oak tree.
Don Sleeth
10-22-2003, 07:35 AM
Originally posted by rayr
Originally posted by lynn rodenmayer
Originally posted by rayr
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
Who are you talking to Rayr?
That's not me. It is Don giving Tech support for an HVAC-Calc issue. Just don't find dedication like that any more.
(should have, but couldn't resist}
LOL, nope, those aren't my shoes! :D
don
Green Mountain
10-22-2003, 08:10 AM
You might see this dude if you drive thur the back roads around here. I printed this picture out and told the boys at our morning meeting that he was our new helper from Pownal. LOL
Originally posted by benncool
You might see this dude if you drive thur the back roads around here. I printed this picture out and told the boys at our morning meeting that he was our new helper from Pownal. LOL
I understand his cousin pictured below is also looking for work. Maybe you can get a volume discount!!
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/Toothy.gif
[Edited by rayr on 10-22-2003 at 04:24 PM]
Green Mountain
10-22-2003, 09:37 AM
Yeah, rayr, Darryl and Darryl and the other cousin Larry.:)
They are still around and doing well.
wolfdog
10-23-2003, 10:49 PM
It took a couple of days to find it, but someone has beat you to it.
http://store.rgihealthcare.com/s.nl/c.ACCT97779/ck.ACCT97779_6613719235102320031811358981919691841 _fac009fac98a/cktime.17782720/sc.2/category.30/it.A/id.138/.f;jsessionid=c111b4ba11ca4208a4b3d37eee4c017d
Diceman
10-23-2003, 10:53 PM
are we that pushed for time these days we can't pull over and take leak. It's not like we are on the space shuttle here ya know.
condenseddave
10-23-2003, 10:57 PM
I'd need two of them after my morning coffee!
Like I said, whatever happened to just pulling over on the highway and lettin' loose? Or going behind the condensing unit, for you residential guys.
Me, I've marked every roof I've ever been on as MY territory...
It is primal instinct for males to mark their territory. All these years of peeing behind condensers, in customers bushes, under houses, and on roof tops, I thought it was for relief. Now I realize it was to show other companies that this is my territory. Well, I'll show them. I'm going to start peeing in the disconnect.
Breeze
10-24-2003, 11:53 AM
Work best just don't forget whats in it unless your breaking in a new helper. :D
I was taught not to use homeowners potty which to me meant not to pee anywhere on their property. Some of my ideas were: A long neck funnel (made in Texas) through a hole in floor of van to a large container with drain valve of course. A cup of bleach after every use.
A shop vac like container that uses engine vacuum just don't REV the engine too high :D
But really a chemical potty is not that expensive and you can write it off on your taxes, I think.
wolfdog
10-24-2003, 01:44 PM
I know a cross country truck driver that would pee in a plastic baggy and then throw it out the window.
[Edited by wolfdog on 10-24-2003 at 01:46 PM]
Nevada
08-15-2004, 11:33 AM
Originally posted by rayr
http://www.iwebphoto.com/Clients/rayr/Album1/redneckplumbing.jpg
Did anyone happen to download and save the photo of the redneck plmbing? If so please post it again here.
Thanks
Sam
spotts
08-15-2004, 04:12 PM
[QUOTE]Originally posted by Breeze
A shop vac like container that uses engine vacuum just don't REV the engine too high :D]
I don't think your planning on only "P"ing in this baby.
i can piss in a Tim Hortons cup at 140 km's an hour and get all back 'cept for 2 tablespoons GOGOGO!!!
The Penguin
08-15-2004, 04:45 PM
A canadian only would be able understand this. are we talking about the disposable or are you wizzing in your travel mug? ;)
midhvac
08-15-2004, 05:54 PM
What a bizarre thread this is!!!
I'm originally from Texas, and I used to just hang mine out the window and go, but that roadburn hurt like the devil :D
hvacbear
08-16-2004, 12:22 AM
Best friends dad 35yr HVAC tec told me. If you really need to go in a busy area pull off the road. Open the side door of the van use one hand to control things and the other to point to the top of a convient tree. Everyone will look to see what you are pointing at and pay no attention to your temporary irrigation. The best part was I saw him do this as I drove buy on one of the busiest streets in the city I nearl drove off the road!
hvacbear
08-16-2004, 12:32 AM
Originally posted by Diceman
they do have a business that will come to your house and pick up your dog poop for you. Really, scheduled puppy poop pick ups. So don't complain about this hvac crap anymore, it could be worse a lot worse:)
Yeah but will they do mobile service for van's!
Originally posted by The Penguin
A canadian only would be able understand this. are we talking about the disposable or are you wizzing in your travel mug? ;)
Travel mug? LOL..you a crazy guy
You don't wanna know what I use the Home Depot bucket for!
Nevada
08-16-2004, 12:11 PM
mt
[Edited by nevada on 08-16-2004 at 08:53 PM]
DeltaT
08-16-2004, 02:11 PM
So Steve
You gonna write up the set up and instruction manual too? --with pictures and everything? And warranty? What models it will fit and won't fit? Cold weather instructions and hot weather instructions?
I know a guy that models for Carrier. He would make a good model for the instruction manual.
HeyBob
08-16-2004, 03:01 PM
I have an installer that hates Porta Johns on the jobsite. He has a bucket, 5 gal, a roll of TP and a bunch of trash can liners. I don't have the balls to ask him how he gets rid of it.....in fact I really don'y want to know!
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
Bob
hvac r us 2
08-16-2004, 04:57 PM
http://ww2.imagewiz.net/images/hvac/114108_paint_job.JPG
midhvac
08-16-2004, 06:30 PM
Originally posted by DeltaT
So Steve
You gonna write up the set up and instruction manual too? --with pictures and everything? And warranty? What models it will fit and won't fit? Cold weather instructions and hot weather instructions?
Good point. Does it come with a cold weather extension attachment?
bryantman
08-16-2004, 09:36 PM
Awww Hell...
I was gonna reply,but after ten beers and reading all these posts....
I gotta go piss.....
hvacbear
08-17-2004, 12:22 AM
Originally posted by bigbadbob
I have an installer that hates Porta Johns on the jobsite. He has a bucket, 5 gal, a roll of TP and a bunch of trash can liners. I don't have the balls to ask him how he gets rid of it.....in fact I really don'y want to know!
When ya gotta go, ya gotta go!
Bob
Do you wonder why all ths dumpsters/trash can's smell extra special on your jobs:)
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